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Little Girl

Multiverse ID: 74257

Little Girl

Comments (77)

macic666
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (7 votes)
HAHAHAHAHA, Human Child!
thaviel
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (30 votes)
remember that it only takes 4 little girl to kill a grizzly bear.
Wrathofthemany
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (5 votes)
Mana burning for a half count me in.
PaladinOfSunhome
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (7 votes)
lol. Cute.
Mode
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (9 votes)
Oingo Boingo loves little girls.
And regarding M10 rulings, Wizards loves little girls, too :D

Artwork and flavor text are also great.
A fake Teletubby included in the art and an insightful comparison in the flavor text, what more could you ask for?
spacechaser0001
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (10 votes)
2 little girls vs. Raging Goblin
lol
mdakw576
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (7 votes)
man that's a strong little girl
supershawn
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (6 votes)
for practicality's sake you could make a deck with a TON of these in it and pay 1 white mana for every two of them you summon, now if only I could put them in a black deck...
sacrifices...
overwhelming numbers...
these would be even better than goblins and thrulls
bijart_dauth
★★☆☆☆ (2.2/5.0) (3 votes)
wow, with city of as s you can put 3 into play on turn 2, well actualy 5 if you count the other land you would have but you cant have 5 in a deck so.....
Duskdale_Wurm
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (9 votes)
Imagine equiping Ogre's Cleaver on this gal. *maniacal laugh*

5/5.
novasun
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (6 votes)
only 30 little girls to take out emrakul, :)
dberry02
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (20 votes)
I block with my Little Girl...

RIGHTEOUSNESS!
Angelicarbiter
★☆☆☆☆ (1.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Duskdale_Wurm............................skrew all hope and give her death touch and +1/+1 with gorgon flail, take that medusa athena got a knew curse...............
Kryptnyt
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (14 votes)
White Weenie takes on a whole new mana curve.
littlebeast
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (5 votes)
So, does anyone know why Gatherer lists her as Rebecca Guay-Mitchell here? It doesn't say it on the card...
Gwafa_Hazid
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (31 votes)
I once Force Spiked a Little Girl. Not one of my prouder moments.
Madrai
★☆☆☆☆ (1.9/5.0) (4 votes)
ravnicanian
★☆☆☆☆ (1.2/5.0) (2 votes)
FTW
Kiirogane
★★★☆☆ (3.4/5.0) (7 votes)
I was playing with my opponent and had no choice but to Shivan Meteor this. As you can imagine, I felt rather victorious. Until, at the beginning of his next upkeep he said, "Ach! Hans, Run! It's the Little Girl!" I quit.
MasterOfEtherium
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (10 votes)
3 little girls to take out tundra wolves
Garfunculus
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (5 votes)
What I think would be the funniest way ever to win a game, is to strike the final blow with this, enchanted with Eldrazi Con***ion.
Kruggles
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (12 votes)
Id drop a Shivan Meteor on this if I had the chance.
chaotickittycat
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (4 votes)
Funny how no one mentioned that you can combine with Cheap Ass and play for free and if that doesn't work Cheap Ass and Mycosynth Lattice win
land_comment
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (8 votes)
30 of these kill Emrakul.
Lavrant
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (6 votes)
These belong in a mainly black deck just so you can sacrifice them to demons for the sheer cackling evil of it.
Zoah
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (8 votes)
I must have this, and play it with smite against something big... I just must.
Little girl smites Krosan Cloudscraper!
TwoStars
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (4 votes)
I find it rather odd (flavor-wise) that 30 of these can kill Emrakul. If they can reach it of course. I mean really? just imagine 30 little girls slaughtering a giant spaghetti monster.
Azrael1911
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (3 votes)
@Land_Comment
nope, giant squid monster has flying :P
divine_exodus
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (11 votes)
Ach Hans Run!!!!!!!!

EDIT

Remember, a little girl armed with a letter bomb is one of the most dangerous things in the game.
Axelle
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (16 votes)
If you give her infect, does she give a player half a poison counter?
Superllama12
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (2 votes)
@Azrael1911: Well, obviously they're Levitationing! What, you have no common sense, do you!
pedrodyl
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (9 votes)
I'd give my little girls first strike and deathtouch and go to town.
GengilOrbios
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (3 votes)
Must-have for cleric decks
DESTROYERDEMON
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (2 votes)
what the hell?
PcvsApple
★★☆☆☆ (2.2/5.0) (3 votes)
Dies to doom blade... yeah, didn't see that coming?
mattblack04
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (2 votes)
Works great with 10 of these and Overrun
ElMikkino
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (3 votes)
In the future, she gets possesed by an evil spirit (Cloistered Youth).
Superfrasse
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (4 votes)
Pedo Bear approves.
superjohn57
★☆☆☆☆ (1.7/5.0) (3 votes)
best card ever!!! it beats everything :D emraukl vs little girl.
BAM! little girl wins :P
dontmess17
★★☆☆☆ (2.2/5.0) (2 votes)
takes 4 turns for Razor Boomerang to chop her innocent head off...
better hurry and buff her up ;)
Reliquium
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (5 votes)
In a horrible trading accident, I swapped my daughter for an Ashnod's Coupon. I certainly needed the drink after that episode, I can tell you.
MicrosizeMe
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (3 votes)
I once played two of these on my first turn in a casual game. My opponent forfeited.
Totema
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (5 votes)
The one thing that Defiant Elf can trample over by himself.
chc36
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Increasing Savagery? 5.5/5.5, then 15.5/15.5? Some men just like to watch the world burn...
muggtonp
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (8 votes)
So what do I do when I block a Phyrexian Obliterator with this...
Paleopaladin
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (5 votes)
This is the only card that makes me want to play Archdemon of Greed.

On a side-note, at the Avaycyn Restored prerelease, a friend of mine went 0-4 in sealed, his last defeat coming 0-2 at the hands of an 11-yr-old girl whose dad brought her. I wish I had had a copy of this signed by Rebecca Guay to give him to commemorate the day. I'm a terrible, terrible friend...
forumbrowser
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (2 votes)
@muggtonp
re: Phyrexian Obliterator

Unfortunately, you'd have to tear one of your permanents in half and sacrifice half of it and keep the other half in play. Then...you know, next turn, if you have another little girl, you can sac the other half.
kiseki
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (2 votes)
Pollenbright Wings.
Marks rulings on this interaction:
You will get half a saproling token. It is .5/.5, can attack and block as normal, but you couldn't sacrifice it to an ashnod's altar...unless you made another one. Then you could sacrifice them both to the artifact for one activation.
steinburger1109
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (1 vote)
Finally, a use for that half mana from my City of Ass.
Cygore
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (3 votes)
I really am curious as to what a legit judge would call with this doing damage to Phyrexian Obliterator.
orisiti
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (1 vote)
What i really want to see is this blocking phyrexian obliterator while i have BFM out. just so i really can sac half a permanent, as for other permanents, i think Mark's pollenbright wings rulling can be expanded to this as well. The creature loses half its p/t, and neither half can be used to pay the cost of anything until both halves are in the same zone again (i.e. you can't sack the half that's left on the battlefield to ashnod's altar, nor can you exile the sac'd half to Back from the Brink, or tap the living half to pay for Battle Screech's flashback)

In order to prevent confusion, I too recommend placing half the card in the graveyard.
TheWrathofShane
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (2 votes)
40 turn clock!! Overpowered!!
RunedServitor
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (1 vote)
Somebody put her in a TIme Machine, I want to see what happens.
Continue
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (3 votes)
Well, she is the best 0.5CMC card in the game. That's worth something.
Goatllama
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (4 votes)
O hai there, little girl! Can I has hug? ᶘ ᵒᴥᵒᶅ
azure_drake222222
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
If you draw/discard half a card, you get a counter with "+.5 cards" (and discard one if discarding). If you have 2 of those counters, remove them both and draw a card.

If you sacrifice half a permanent, you sacrifice one, then you don't the next time.

With Time Machine, Turn .5 is on your first opponent's turn if an opponent is going first, or on your first turn if you're going first.

Half a +1/+1 counter is a +.5/+.5 counter.

Also, Miss Hannigan hates these.
BigBer
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Fling.

I am not a good person.
Trygon_Predator
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
They did a 1000000 for Gleemax, they could at least do a half-White for this one!
Ferlord
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Gut Shot to get her from the re-

Oooooh no, no no no no nope. I was NOT going to go down THAT path.
spunit262
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
The way to get the half white is to put 500 in brackets.
500
How did I figure this out? Using text spoiler on the search page (it shows the mana cost in text)
redearl111
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (1 vote)
I regret nothing, Zombify
Traius
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (2 votes)
How does anyone give this card a rating above 0.5? It's total garbage.
Tamerlein
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (2 votes)
There are probably more Gatherer comments linking to this card than there are actual physical copies of this card.
Ianplaysmagic
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
...and Nantuko Mentor makes it a...
MightyWhitey
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (2 votes)
Scary how the pedos come out of the woodwork...
SUPERC0W
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Strictly the best half-drop in Magic. Talk about ahead of the curve.
yesennes
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
The chumpest block.
Alienblaster
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I once had my little girl dismebered by my opponent. I used stitch together to bring it back. Oh stitch together to bring back a dismebered little child good times in the lab...
Kamille_Bidan
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I wish they reprinted this in Instrad, just so casting blasphemous act become even more silly fun awesome
j_mindfingerpainter
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@Tamerlein: Probably.

@Crow: 1. Swag is a myth, and in your case, not possible 2. You would only need 10 Little Girls with an overloaded Weapon Surge. Except 3. they'd all need flying or Emrakul would need some serious blocking upgrades.
WolfWhoWalks
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Brion Stoutarm chucking a little girl.... I'd pee myself laughing.
car2n
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Ach! Hans RUN! It's a 7-35 year sentence!