They ripped this off out of Inquest Magazine. I miss Inquest.
MasterOfEtherium
★☆☆☆☆ (1.6/5.0)(20 votes)
Wow Amazing Art City Of Ass Is Beautiful Yet Wizards Own Palace Is Censored...Dorks
iandustrial
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0)(16 votes)
Tap that Ass.
AUKingClow
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(3 votes)
I'm putting this in any of my decks the first chance I get one.
LokiGodofChaos
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0)(10 votes)
The plumbers crack in the text box is what made me smirk.
Hand_Bannana
★☆☆☆☆ (1.5/5.0)(5 votes)
AS5CHEEEEXXX!!!
Auteur
★★☆☆☆ (2.1/5.0)(7 votes)
Now strictly better than the Alara tri-lands. Except it can't be played anywhere.
Tommy9898
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0)(5 votes)
Oh sure they can say city of a ss but I can't. stupid censor.
pwdrrider
★★★☆☆ (3.4/5.0)(4 votes)
You noticed the plumber's crack in the flavor text but did you also note that the domes also look like ashes!!!
bijart_dauth
★☆☆☆☆ (1.0/5.0)(4 votes)
................................ is still think wizerds was high when they made the un sets. sort of useless without other @$$ cards but if you have an even # it will make an extra mana even if you dont have any 1/2 mana costs. with 1 you get 1, with 2 you get 3, with 3 you get 4, and with 4 you get 6. also it's any color mana witch means it is way beter to have than a basic land exept that it comes taped. cheep as s works well with this.
Sir_Kaeru
★★☆☆☆ (2.2/5.0)(3 votes)
Id tap that ^_^
Sironos
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0)(3 votes)
Wow, you cannot even type that word in comment, but in midway search for city of brass it suggests this, legendary censorship! I cannot even write a s s a s s i n without the censor freaking out ^^
Duskdale_Wurm
★☆☆☆☆ (1.6/5.0)(4 votes)
Flavor text: BUTT... (ass)
JWolps
★★☆☆☆ (2.2/5.0)(3 votes)
Hehehehehe... you can see a sses in this picture...
Kirbster
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0)(8 votes)
I always thought "City of Bras" was a good contender for "silly names to come out of City of... an alloy of copper and zinc."
umm those towers look more like wangs than a$$es no less funny xD
drexlor0296
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0)(4 votes)
I give it 5. I have 6 of them for 3-color plus multi-decks... always brings up a laugh. But... it is the Unhinged Set, so it's not tournament legal.
AvatarOfHOE
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(4 votes)
Actually the flavor text is rather appropriate considering mana burn was still part of the rules when this card was released. So, unless you had a Little Girl to cast or some other way to use the extra half mana, you would end up losing a half of a life every time you tapped the C of A.
Garfunculus
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Better than Ancient Ziggurat. I could have fun with this.
jinxedidol
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0)(5 votes)
Personally I find that the joke here is made in bad taste. The "Donkey" Cycle was a very smart and witty one... but this one ruined the "donkey" joke for me. That aside, removal of mana burn makes this card a casual gem! Its almost better than the original itself.
RJ.693
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0)(12 votes)
@iandustrial- reread the card. That ass comes pre-tapped
divine_exodus
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(6 votes)
you people do know that you can say "ass" now, right?
TheMechanix
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0)(5 votes)
Yes, yes... but...
pedrodyl
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
this is actually a really good card haha
God_Of_The_Smurfs
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(6 votes)
I'd tap that... for mana
Gako
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0)(9 votes)
All you people making stupid puns are assinine.
umumwhatshisname
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
even if you don't have a use fot he half: 1 any color for just is great
Shadoflaam
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(3 votes)
ASS
CorkBulb
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0)(4 votes)
ASS
Now that mana burn is gone its not so bad. Combos nice with Cheap Ass
Did anybody notice the asscrack on the bottom center of the textbox?
Lol flavor text.
ASS
4/5
Axelle
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Best land ever. Strictly better than all of the Alara tri-lands. And of course, the pun...
(Okay, okay, it was released while mana burn was still a thing, but that doesn't matter now.)
Continue
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Hoo boy. This thing got crazy after M10. No more mana burn makes this the third-best solely mana-producing land in the game. Only Tolarian Academy and Gaea's Cradle outclass it. 5/5
DoragonShinzui
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(2 votes)
Of course, it comes into play "tapped."
*Ba dum, tish*
Drecon84
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(2 votes)
Poor card is the butt of every joke..
Drewskithelegend
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(2 votes)
They could be boobs if you wanted them to be. Or giant peaches or something.... 5/5 just because this card exists.
The_Wolf
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0)(2 votes)
How does Sunburst interact with say two of these? Could you get say three counters on a Pentad Prism?
Ferlord
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
This illustrious and well-rounded city can be found in the rear-end of Dominaria.
Unfortunately, since it's so far south, you have to get up at the crack of dawn to reach it.
On your way there, watch out for the Canyon of Passing Winds. Some say it smells like roses, but others think otherwise.
And when you're there, you can visit the Town of Richard. It's just in front of it.
Megadog
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
@ The_Wolf No, it says "of any ONE color"
You can, however, get three with four each on them with four cities.
Aquillion
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Even when mana burn was a thing, this was still strictly better than City of Brass, which was itself always considered a very good multi-color land.
mrchuckmorris
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Points off for Wizards making John Avon stoop so low. :-P
goblin_camp
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
Is this real?
MillingMaster
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@goblin_camp
Yes, this is real. You can find all lands from Magic: the Gathering (R) just out side of Atlantis.
Unfortunately, all the creatures went just out side Transideround and just yesterday all planeswalkers moved to planet Omochron Percie-eye 8
Send me a post card if you go visit.
casual_melvin
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Huh, according to a gatherer search this card and R%26D's Secret Lair aren't colorless.
@MillingMaster: Har har har. It was a serious question.
@goblin_camp: It's sorta real. It was printed in the silver-bordered set Unhinged, so it's not legal in any serious tournaments. Silver-bordered sets are all about having fun and pushing the limits of legality.
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no less funny xD
Now that mana burn is gone its not so bad. Combos nice with Cheap Ass
Did anybody notice the asscrack on the bottom center of the textbox?
Lol flavor text.
ASS
4/5
(Okay, okay, it was released while mana burn was still a thing, but that doesn't matter now.)
*Ba dum, tish*
Or giant peaches or something....
5/5 just because this card exists.
Unfortunately, since it's so far south, you have to get up at the crack of dawn to reach it.
On your way there, watch out for the Canyon of Passing Winds. Some say it smells like roses, but others think otherwise.
And when you're there, you can visit the Town of Richard. It's just in front of it.
No, it says "of any ONE color"
You can, however, get three with four each on them with four cities.
Yes, this is real. You can find all lands from Magic: the Gathering (R) just out side of Atlantis.
Unfortunately, all the creatures went just out side Transideround and just yesterday all planeswalkers moved to planet Omochron Percie-eye 8
Send me a post card if you go visit.
Nor are they white blue black red or green.
Maybe they're pink?
@goblin_camp: It's sorta real. It was printed in the silver-bordered set Unhinged, so it's not legal in any serious tournaments. Silver-bordered sets are all about having fun and pushing the limits of legality.