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Goblin Grenade

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Goblin Grenade

Comments (81)

Keino
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (8 votes)
This was a long time coming!
Kyzar
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (4 votes)
YEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS
MasterOfEtherium
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (3 votes)
AWESOME ART!
WateryMind
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (3 votes)
So. Very. Awesome.

Goblin Guide stuck in front of a 3/3? 'nade the sucka!
WhiteyMcFly
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (5 votes)
The art on this one is hysterical. I literally lol'd at it.
ZEvilMustache
★★★☆☆ (3.4/5.0) (4 votes)
And we have such better goblins to toss now-a-days! Mudbutton Torchrunner and Goblin Arsonist give us more... bang... for our buck.
Hayw00d0909
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (5 votes)
If this doesn't get Goblin Arsonist into the standard scene, I don't know what will.
blindthrall
★★☆☆☆ (2.9/5.0) (8 votes)
So where's my reprint of Hymn to Tourach?
jsttu
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Finally but ... where is the secret name?
Flop_It_Out
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (3 votes)
i like the flavour text. really good card as well
qwertycrap
★☆☆☆☆ (1.2/5.0) (2 votes)
Why?
Philip-BANG
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (11 votes)
The scientific explanation of why a chucked goblin should hurt more than the destructive spells of red planeswalkers all over eludes me, but it's damned fun!
made4ipod
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (2 votes)
That is some nice new art.
Sharduk
★☆☆☆☆ (1.8/5.0) (2 votes)
Awesome! Just a quick q: You can't counter it by killing the goblin, right?
marwinshieldscale
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (4 votes)
love the new art and I love goblins and I love this card, but it just doesn't replace lightning bolt.
Artan
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (3 votes)
The amount of squee that was released when I found out this card is being reprinted is unfathomable
mike_stubbs1
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (5 votes)
@Sharduk: No, the sacrifice is an additional cost to cast the spell. Once you can respond, it's already been paid and the goblin is gone.
Nephilim55
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (5 votes)
The classic has finally come back:D
Goatllama
★★★★☆ (5.0/5.0) (28 votes)
My God. The grenade is back. Non-goblin decks beware! Goblins beware! Just beware!!
pt_z
★☆☆☆☆ (1.8/5.0) (2 votes)
So how crazy do Standard Goblin decks become with Goblin Guide, Goblin Wardriver, Goblin Chieftain, and Goblin Grenade?
divine_exodus
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (5 votes)
We missed you.
tcollins
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Remember kids, cards like Phyrexian Metamorph and Adaptive Automaton (naming Goblin subtype as it enters the battlefield) make for good grenades too! Also hilarious new artwork.
NocteMundi
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (6 votes)
Tuktuk the Explorer likes being a grenade.
Axelle
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (5 votes)
@Artan: Squee, you say?
Mode
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (1 vote)
I would have liked a hommage to the likely most remarkable artwork for most players, the one with the cunning badass from Ron Spencer. But i guess that's not how our Goblins are like these days. Christopher Rush comes closer to that concept: Manically laughing while facing their certain death.

But the new art is nice too.
With a remarkably more passive and less voluntary nature than the ones from Fallen Empires :D

The fact that the Goblin's feed aren't tied up just adds to the fact how some of his "pals" randomly decided to bind him up and stuff some explosives in his mouth to get some quick additional offense.
MechaKraken
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (3 votes)
I foresee many goblin decks becoming competitive once again in M12 and Innistrad due to this one card.
infernox10
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (1 vote)
Copying this spell is just mean.
Time to build a deck. :D
HuntedWumpusMustDie
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This was the first card I ever looked at and thought was broken... 3 of these/ 3 goblin arsonist, a couple pings from a Goblin Fireslinger and thats game in under 8 mana... I guess we will see.
TricKz
★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0) (1 vote)
Weeeee
This card is so awesome, can't wait to see some sweet goblins in Standard
KitaFer
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Said in short; I LOVE this card! 5/5!
AngelPhoenix
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (2 votes)
"Omg REALLY!? Goblins!?, Pfff yeah right, uwwww I'm sooo scared what could GOBLINS throw at us that could possibly AHHHHHHH!"

I find it so lovely that a well designed goblin deck will usually BENEFIT from the goblin sacrificed for this, creating a no-downside situation with this one-mana powerhouse. This card crushes egos and wins games. So happy to see it back. 5/5.
Radagast
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Hilarious card and useful, too.
SarpNasty
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (17 votes)
It's the worst feeling when you actually quell the goblin assault and are a turn away from winning, but you're opponent has a hand full of cards. Happened to me at an FNM. I sided boarded in my Slagstorms and killed his entire army on turn 4. I'm at 15 life, he's at 20. 3 Turns later, he's at 4 and i'm still at 15 and I have a frost titan ready to wreck face.
He plays
Memnite
Kuldotha Rebirth
Goblin Grenade
Goblin Grenade
Goblin Grenade

I hate this card 5/5
Crag-Hack
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
5 damage at any target for one mana. Nuff said. Now if only it could kill titans...
BlackKWYte
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
What the... Holy crap this is new? Man what was R&D thinking? Atleast i won't have to buy planeswalkers
Antares2
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (5 votes)
matchup vs. mono-red in a nutshell: "hope he doesn't have goblin grenade."
JFM2796
★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0) (1 vote)
@Sharduk No paying costs do not use the stack and can not be responded to. You can cast an Instant or activate an ability in response to the damage though.
Kryptnyt
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Back when I first started playing I thought having four Lava Axe in your deck was broken. (thats 20 damage! you start with 20 life!) Then I looked at gobbonade and couldn't believe it :P
Anathame
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Fallen Empires, you actually have a good card!
SorianSadaskan
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Look at his face, how happy he is. And it aspired me to have goblins receive the honor too.

And yeah, shock the GraveTitan, than send an unfortunate fella with this bomb to greet him.

:-P
Nayban
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Im liking his Socks.
Gcrudaplaneswalker
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Sigh... Poor goblin.
Panaroid
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Amazing Card, used with Goblin Arsonist it turns into a 1 turn, RR nuke
RedAtrocitus
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Softens the loss of the Bolt quite a bit.
raptorman333
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Strictly better than Reckless Abandon in a goblin deck.
Shadoflaam
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I'm just sad that it's pretty much useless post-rotation in Standard. For 3 months I had the best deck out there besides my friend's Tempered Steel. Now I traded for his Tempered Steels, he only plays EDH, and I'm stuck trying out a RUG Werewolf deck since I was too stubborn to get Chandra's Phoenixes when they were cheap. Yeah, sucks. But it DID get me 4 and 5 at GP Pittsburgh!
madmanbenji
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (2 votes)
Epic in all manner of ways!

Goblins FOREVER!!!!
(Even though they suck in standard now. Whats that? Red Vampires are in but Goblins are out? I hate Innistrad!)
LordRandomness
★★☆☆☆ (2.3/5.0) (5 votes)
So...combine with brimstone volley for best results?
pedrodyl
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
The highest damage to CMC ratio in magic? I think so.
Lash_of_Dragonbreath
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Reprinting one of the best cards in goblin decks right before a block with no goblins in it? Nice way to balance it, even though it makes me a little sad.
And the highest CMC-to-damage ratio is probably Fireblast. Because, you know, the "4RR" printed on the upper right corner is practically flavor text.
Igooog
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I have some pretty funny memories from last week's FNM, including multiple instances of people shouting "Goblin grenade out!" throughout the night. Overall, the funniest thing I've seen while playing.
j_mindfingerpainter
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
When people say this is better than Lava Axe, I have no idea what they are talking about. Most Goblins cost 4. NOT!
Bonghoots
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
One of the greatest modern art/card pairings.
Chrs84
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
For those who enjoy some card theory, do you think the main reason why some might not rate this a 5 star card is because it is a sorcery and not an instant? Certainly you can’t get mad at the sac goblin as part of its cost otherwise we’d be on our way to a lightning bolt on steroids. Would it be fair if Goblin grenade remained the same but was an instant instead of sorcery? For me, this card feels just right the way it is :)
Specter_Fanatic13
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I hate playing against this card. I had a person who used two Furnace of Rath , this card, and a Goblin Arsonistto win a game I thought I had won. And I was at twenty.
Bob111634
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This in the 1st main phase and brimstone volley in the 2nd is brutal, especially if you do it more than once:) also helps to use goblin arsonist as the sacrificed goblin for the extra damage.
Pigfish99
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
my god, did they actually reprint this? O__O about damn time.
swords_to_exile
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
The number of people trying to cast this at instant speed astound me.
This.
Is.
Not.
An.
Instant.

Oooooh, that would be so broken....
~shudders~
DoragonShinzui
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
It's not the aerodynamic qualities I was ques-
*BOOM*
Tommy9898
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Scumbag Wizards reprints goblin grenade, makes one set with almost no constructed level goblins and another set with no goblins at all.
jncoman
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
i hope they dont take this card away for M13 i might cry i love this card more then all others.Please wizards dont take it away
Purin
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen goblin?
Kaleidostorm
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I hope this is reprinted forever. As long as planeswalker cards are in every set. Yes, I'm jealous and vindictive. I have no planeswalkers of my own, so let me destroy yours by throwing goblins at them.
Fictionarious
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@sharduk

Sacrificing the goblin is part of it's cost, so, no, it wouldn't be countered by trying to doom blade the goblin in response.
Aehetag
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This card makes me want to try a red-blue goblin/elemental deck.

training grounds + any cheap goblin + goblin grenade + izzet guilmage = mayhem

add a soulbright flamekin to the mix: you're looking at turn 3 death.

Turn 1: training grounds
Turn 2: flamekin
Turn 3: use ability 3 times for 8 red; drop izzet and 1-cmc goblin; goblin grenade and copy with guildmage 3-4 times ... 20-25 damage

May not be able to get all cards necessary for this very often (the first 9 cards of the deck have 16.5% chance of containing all the cards necessary for the above combo), but even with a few you can still wreak havoc; not to mention having beefy elementals/copyable sorceries as a backup.
Xnofos
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This + Reverberate. T3 Pain!
RunedServitor
★★★★☆ (5.0/5.0) (12 votes)
Assuming a spherical Goblin in a vacuum...
MRK1
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (5 votes)
FRAG OUT
spartanvi
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Feels so good to follow up a Goblin Bushwhacker + tokens alpha strike with this.
Superllama12
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
The flavortext is subliminal messaging to get us to buy more Goblin Arsonists
The_Erudite_Idiot
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Its fun, flavorful, and effective! Thanks Fallen Empires!
talcumpowder0046
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@Philip-BANG

It has a bomb in its mouth.

One of the best finishers ever printed

5/5
Infernaldarkness
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I want to sacrifice my Guttersnipe to cast Goblin Grenade instead of the Lightning Bolt in my hand!
MagicCritic
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
So good in Goblin Decks. So good in Mono Red decks. 5/5 5/5 5/5 all day err day
FruitShaped
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
A must have in Goblin decks, for sure!
lilwolf2005
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (2 votes)
This card seems innocent and harmless. You think that a 2 for 1 trade to deal 5 damage isn't too impressive until your opponent attacks you and post-combat casts one or two of these to finish you off. Not to mention, a lot of goblins trigger additional effects when they die. Tuktuk the Explorer and Goblin Arsonist to name a few.
blurrymadness
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
It still bugs me that burn decks don't use this. They use goblin guide and if they simply use ONE more playset of efficient goblins they can easily use 2-3 of this. Spike Jester seems reasonable given the haste, the goblin, and the fact that it almost straight up replaces hellspark in the same slot.