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Strip Bare

Multiverse ID: 159409

Strip Bare

Comments (33)

thaviel
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (6 votes)
"be happy i left you with your pants."
Treima
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (15 votes)
Strip Bare on Naya Battlemage...*purr*
Test-Subject_217601
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (3 votes)
Strip Bare on Ink-Eyes... Mmm, rat ninja boobs.
Goatllama
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (4 votes)
Well. These comments have one theme. Also, Moriok Scavenger *droooooool*
PlanesMoyza
★★★☆☆ (3.3/5.0) (8 votes)
Strip Bare inda Earthbind's sylph... omnomnom!
HolyOrdersX2
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (7 votes)
Ooh, this sounds like fun.

Strip Bare on Mul Daya Channelers. Two for the price of one is what we call good economics... and is hotter.
divine_exodus
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (7 votes)
There appears to be a common theme here.....which is why I am surprised no one mentioned elvish ranger (with terese nielsen's alliances artwork)
JFM2796
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0) (9 votes)
When I first clicked the link to Elvish Ranger, I didn't notice the part that Divine Exodus said "Terese Nielsen's alliances artwork."
Villainous1
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (9 votes)
I like the "all flesh exposed" part...
whiteshadw
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (4 votes)
@divine_exodus

just as a point of interest, terese nielsen did the art for both alliances versions of elvish ranger
SquirePath
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (2 votes)
Shadoflaam
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (10 votes)
Ideatog
★☆☆☆☆ (1.8/5.0) (2 votes)
Strip Bare on Cuombajj Witches

*bow-chicka-bow-wow*

But really, just kill the creature. Unless we're talking Whispersilk Cloak or suchlike, it's just more efficient.

EDIT: MarlinFlake, I know you can't target a creature with the cloak. That's why I called it out as an exception to my suggestion.
HuntingDrake
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (2 votes)
They came through on the name and flavor text, but that art... eughh, no thanks!
Kryptnyt
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (3 votes)
They should Judge Foil this bad boy.
Tiggurix
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
@Shadoflaam: "It's not very effective.."

Then again, against Grand Comrade Storm Crow, nothing is!

Also, Aether Adept.

And why haven't anyone mentioned Saffi Eriksdotter yet? She's possibly got the nicest set of buttocks in the whole of Magic: The Gathering (as far as I know)!
ExzcellionGamma
★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0) (4 votes)
Liliana Vess.

There I said it. And I'll witchbane orb her if she picks on me.
Sorinclex
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (6 votes)
Strip Bare on Scion of the Wild


....oh wait
Trygon_Predator
★★☆☆☆ (2.1/5.0) (5 votes)
Those are some creepy comments here. And people wonder why fewer women play Magic...
Anyway, okay card if you're afraid of Equipment.
Weevy
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This feels more green to me. Or potentially red as that has artifact hate, too.

I was also thinking whether this is worth it as it is, but I think it is because equipment tends to stick around otherwise. Still situational as to whether you'll want to include it in a deck of any kind, though.
Lord_of_Gelectrodes
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (4 votes)
The posts on this card made me want to start a funny thread when I realised I was not on 4chan.
Oh, you guys!
DoragonShinzui
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (2 votes)
Oooh my!
pedrodyl
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Useful for autocarding cards with scantily clad women in their card art.
SkyknightXi
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (2 votes)
What does it tell you that when I first heard about this card's name, I was fully anticipating the art to involve a treefolk? (i.e. bare of what leaves it still had, and maybe its bark as well)
Kserwin
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Not only does it counter Kor Spiritdancer quite effectively... The image it gives ain't bad, either.

I like this card already! 3/5
dimaryp
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
I wouldn't mind seeing this on Crossway Vampire, Bloodflow Connoisseur and if it would be possible somehow on the girl from Shelter but it seems like she's already halfway there.
DrJack
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
I've got Strip Bare in my hand and Liliana of the Veil is in my crosshairs.

@ Trygon_Predator
Women didn't play Dungeons & Dragons much either. :-)
FlingIt
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Little Girl


OH @#$% THE COPS ARE AFTER ME!
Citz
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Oh hey there Theros bestow card, you're looking mighty vulnerable there.
MasterOfTheVault
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Y'know, This might be a little weird. But Nylea would be good with this.
Not because of effects, But the mental image it would give.