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Akroma's Memorial

Multiverse ID: 136150

Akroma's Memorial

Comments (69)

maxian
★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0) (8 votes)
(Drooling)
BenKHS
★☆☆☆☆ (1.0/5.0) (5 votes)
how is this card legal for tournament play? HOW? has won countless games for me. excuse me, I need to go drool with Maxian. (Droooooooooolllllll)
ninetailedfox
★★☆☆☆ (2.7/5.0) (5 votes)
wow all you need now is prot from white and lifelink and you can rename the card "god"
Logain_the_Ranger
★★☆☆☆ (2.2/5.0) (5 votes)
It is a fun casual card.
BrimandVormay
★★★☆☆ (3.3/5.0) (7 votes)
casual my a$$ this card is god. you throw this card out there and your opponent had better just bow down to the king. in the alara block this card would effect all but 1 style (as it covers both black and red) and it protects your monsters from the biggest damagers, as well as providing a mass of vigilant flyers who can just trample over their enemies without concern
chupacab47
★☆☆☆☆ (1.0/5.0) (4 votes)
this is by far the cheapest card in the game in my opinion...i mean sure you can destroy it but come on, it gives you everything!
shadowf0x
★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0) (4 votes)
i think it would work wonders with a deck filled with deathtouch creatures. Flying, first strike, vigilant deathtouch creatures, with protection.. how ridiculous can it get?
holgir
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (9 votes)
In my opinion the ultimate artifact choice in a deck featuring March of the Machines.
Waffle_of_Bolas
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (6 votes)
This plus Shifting Sky in multiplayer casual naming black or red will probly get you kicked out :P.
poeticallybored
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (6 votes)
When Standard was Coldsnap/Time Spiral/Lorwyn/Shadowmoor/10th, I used to use Arc.u.m. Dagsson to sac Heap Doll to put this into play for free. I'd nickname it Heap Doll's Memorial.
Tezz
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (5 votes)
this + Darksteel Forge in an artifact deck = ... well...
Megrimage
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (5 votes)
yeah i cant predict this getting into play by hardcasting it... by the time you play this card your opponents are probably dead... and you are getting it into play via transmuter then you will probably go for the darksteel colossus or something easier to reanimate.

urza's lands and mana vaults are a must if you would even consider putting this in a deck. and even then, for 7 mana you would be better off throwing down platinum angel (it is just as easy to kill)
Dingo777
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (4 votes)
a nice card, very powerful, devastating abilities, and they are blanket powers for all your creatures

7 mana is steep, but use it in a green deck with some ramping, and lots of tokens, this becomes pain
Designer_Genes
★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0) (4 votes)
Why is everyone saying this is such a bomb card? It is 7 mana, and doesn't bring you much loser to winning games.
Mana
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0) (7 votes)
Wow, this card just makes Life and Limb that much better. I mean, now your creatures and lands have no summoning sickness due to haste and most creature destorying cards color black and red are gone, meaning I have less to fear about losing lands since with L&L all my lands are creatures. So unless oppoent got a lucky draw of Wrath of God, my land token army is a lot safer. This card is just awesome :D
Taltor
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (4 votes)
Akroma's Memorial plus Darksteel Forge, and Karn Silver Golem and you got it.
A3Kitsune
★☆☆☆☆ (1.4/5.0) (4 votes)
Shatter won't work if you animate this statue.
Gaussgoat
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (6 votes)
May I introduce you to my friend, shatter...

All kidding aside, this thing is pretty insane. Tough to say if I'd rather have this or Eldrazi Monument, but it is clearly death on a platter if you can get it out.

The really interesting thing about this card is that, per other comments, any color can make use of it since the protection from red/black is really just butter on top of the slew of other abilities.

Cost prohibitive, but you're clearly going to use something like Master Transmuter to get it out there.

Game changer...

4.5/5
Tobolococo
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (5 votes)
broken, should cost like 20 or so
Tommy9898
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (5 votes)
You can "reanimate" it with beacon of unrest.
Tezzeret1
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (4 votes)
Tinker!!!! boo ya!
Sironos
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (4 votes)
Just silly, 7CMC, you get an ability for each 1 mana, just too much.
niallcmurray86
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (4 votes)
Easy to combo with, totally fun, there is not a lot to dislike with this artifact. I personally like it better than Eldrazi Monument.
Hand_Bannana
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (5 votes)
im pretty sure that the flavor text is what akroma would say when she won in the old magic battlegrounds game. for original xbox.
Kamidii
★☆☆☆☆ (1.8/5.0) (3 votes)
She's DEAD?!?!?!?
dragonking987
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
below the set is called future site so she might not have died yet but I dont know anything about futchuresites story line I am just guessing.
Duskdale_Wurm
★★☆☆☆ (2.3/5.0) (5 votes)
BROKEN.
VoidedNote
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (11 votes)
They should make one for Phage... except less... ya know... 'omfg ur gonna die if a single token gets through lolololololololololol'

ZeroSheep
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (2 votes)
My Squirrels' dream of being just like Akroma can finally come true. I love the mental image of a squirrel dressed like Akroma. :D
Bursama
★☆☆☆☆ (1.8/5.0) (2 votes)
A game breaker. It says: "All creatures you contol become nightmare of your opponent".
l33ter
★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0) (2 votes)
Play with Storm Crow
MasterOfEtherium
★★☆☆☆ (2.3/5.0) (3 votes)
Goes Good Wwith Fungus LOL
HairlessThoctar
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (1 vote)
MotWHpwned
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (1 vote)
I use this in my Squirrel Deck, looks like this:
Essence Warden, Earthcraft, Doubling Season, Squirrel Nest, Skull Clamp = infinite life, creatures, mana, and my deck in my hand.

With the mana i play all of my coat of arms and this, to which my opponent usually says "great, but they are all tapped for mana so ur gonna lose next turn anyway," to which i promtply play vitalize. If he shatters the first memorial, I got 3 more in my hand.

Awesome card
Dragon_Nut
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (2 votes)
This card is 7 mana and has no built in protections. Just Disenchant/Naturalize/Shatter/Counterspell it and laugh as your opponent goes from smiling widely to grumbling.

As for Akroma being dead: SPOILER ALERT: She 'died' way back in Scourge, although given that she was never truly alive, what with being a creation of Ixidor while he was going crazy, it's hard to say how much that counts for. She was fused with Phage into Karona, False Goddess when Kamahl attacked with his sword made with the Mirari embedded in it.
made4ipod
★★★☆☆ (3.1/5.0) (4 votes)
a better Eldrazi Monument
SeiberTross
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Ya, I'll Treasure Mage for this
nemokara
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (1 vote)
In most cases, I'd rather use Eldrazi Monument or Concerted Effort, depending on what type of deck it is. Even in a slower format like EDH.

This might be good in a mono-green ramping deck, though. (elf tribal, perhaps?)
Kryptnyt
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (1 vote)
This would easily be constituted as a mythic rare.
Blackwatch_00
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Coming back again into Magic this was the first "Rare" I recived from my brother and upon reading it I said "this has got to be banned". Its also the rare that when on the battlefeild wins me a majority of matches. This in my opinion is the best artifact out there...and if you disagree, stop.. scroll up and re-read the card again...
@ scumbling1
power bonus...give me a break.. your creatures have Pro Red/Black which is NOT situational its 2/5ths of the colors of magic...(in simpilistic terms if you didnt realise no burn or deth spells on your creatures) anyway... FLYING,FIRSTSTRIKE,VIGILANCE,TRAMPLE,HASTE.....my creatures do fine on there own so having the latter of the abilities especially FIRSTSTRIKE,VIGILANCE,HASTE are the bonus... and if you have shrouded creatures this Artifact gets around it....... yeah!
Equinox523
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Karn's Touch makes this into an artifact Akroma, ironically bigger than the original.
Enemy_Tricolor
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (21 votes)
And now we have Bludgeon Brawl so that your creatures can pick up the memorial and vigilantly fly through the air to first-strike your opponents with it.
Demonic_Math_Tutor
★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0) (1 vote)
o_O whoa! This turns you smallest creature into a huge threat and your 6/6 fatty of any color into Akroma herself! Thats just ridiculous.
Artscrafter
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (1 vote)
Where this really shines is with creatures that have deathtouch.
First strike + deathtouch = Just straight up murders any creature it gets into combat with (as long as the other creature doesn't have first strike as well and isn't indestructible.)
+ Flying = Very nearly a perfect blocker.
+ Vigilance = ...That can freely attack too.
+ Trample = ...And i'ts just about functionally unblockable (if it has more than 1 power).
+ Pro black/red = ...And sometimes it is unblockable and doesn't die to two of the better removal colors.
Wulfsten
★☆☆☆☆ (1.9/5.0) (5 votes)
Retarded flavour text. Sounds like something an eight year old would think sounds cool.
Trent_Almighty
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Great in my token EDH deck where the high mana cost is easily achievable. Can't imagine it's that good in a fast format though.
Axelle
★★★☆☆ (3.3/5.0) (6 votes)
Hello ladies.
Look at your man.
Now back to me.
Now back to your man.
Now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me.
But if he stopped using lady-scented bodywash and switched to Akroma's Memorial he could smell like he's me...
Look down.
Back up.
Where are you?
YOU'RE ON A BOAT!
With the angel your man could smell like.
What's in your hand?
Back at me.
It's two tickets to that thing you love!
Look again;
THE TICKETS ARE NOW SWORDS!
Anything is possible when your man smells like Akroma and not an Eager Cadet.
I'm on a Steel Hellkite."

@scumbling1: Instead of expecting the Memorial to pump your creatures, why don't you use another card to pump your creatures, like a lord?
neversound_777
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
yeah, slightly steep, but if you're using it in an accelerated pure (and by pure I do mean pure, as in using either mox stones for mana or artifact lands ie. vault of whispers, etc) artifact deck, you can get this out for one blue using master transmuter to return, say, a land, and get this thing out there. Now, the way I personally have this particular deck set up is with gnarly artifact beasties (wurmcoil engine, inkwell leviathan, darksteel juggernaut, so on and so forth) that I can get out using essentially the same concept for pretty cheap and pretty quickly. This artifact only makes them that much more destructive. I dig.
Gabriel422
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I once played this on turn four / five when playing my ScrybForce deck in an FNM. My opponent was playing monoblack Bad Moon; his face.
TheWrathofShane
★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0) (4 votes)
@scumbling1
This obviously is not the best at pumping a bunch of 1/1s. Theres so many other cards for that. Pointing that out and saying thats why this is a "bad card" is just dumb.

Its an artifact that gives ALL your creatures all the ability's of Akroma. Total of 7 ability's for 7 cmc in any color.

No crap its vulnerable to shatter or day of judgment, but that does not make it a bad card. With that logic Baneslayer is a bad card because most likley your opponent will throw a removal at it.

People rated you low because your clearly retarded. And this is one of the more expensive cards in magic. Ive seen this card turn the table and completly win games many times.
deadeye1387
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
OVEERR-KIILLLLLLLL!!!
WarioMan
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@Wulfsten

You're an idiot.
Mr.Freshness-Timmy
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
akroma-eldrazi spawns lol
Mike-C
★★☆☆☆ (2.3/5.0) (5 votes)
Seems kinda Mythic to me. Just sayin.
phyrexiantrygon
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (5 votes)
@Mike-C

Something tells me you might be new(er) to the game...
shotoku64
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Why is this legendary? It's not like any of the abilities stack onto themselves.
majinara
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)
I love dropping a march of the machines, and then the memorial. It will come alive, get off it's podest, and start to kick some butts. :)
Pinto331
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
@shotoku64
Probably to prevent more than one player having one of these out at a time. Also flavor reasons I would guess.
Hivis_of_the_Scale
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
pitiex
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
and become mythic in M13~~
MithosFall
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Looks like R&D called it right with this one. To be reprinted as a Mythic in M13. =D
Subtle_Kay
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Definitely in the top 5 best cards I've ever seen.
Gemini4786
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
How am I only just now learning about this? The only incarnation creature this would not replace from my deck is Genesis.
kazumiyumi
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
my Blightsteel Colossus could use a buff
runebloodshard
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I've used Sublime Archangel in my angels/goblins deck, in conjunction with Krenko, Mob Boss and Akroma's Memorial. There's something to be said about having 50+ Goblins on the board, all with flying, first strike, vigilance, haste, trample and protection from red and black. Combine that with all my creatures being exalted, attack with one goblin = at least +50/+50. My death by ant bite, goblins attack has become a one strike devastating attack.



 
Usablegamer07
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
One of my favorite cards in my frites deck. Akroma's memorial, necropolis regent, and avcyn angel of hope. Everything has haste and vigilance. Attack with all creatures, put the +1's on avcyn she becomes a 18/18blocker for your opponents turn. Your turn, attack again this time with trample. Also, try to equip her with the sword of mind and body, and sword of War and peace. She just became unblock, has protection from all colors and can't even be exiled. Yeah, people scoop when I get this and Akroma on the field. Lol. Especially when I get avcyn on turn 3.
Karkain
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Oddly enough, the only deck of mine this fits in is my mono-Black Demon Tribal. There's nothing more satisfying and hilariously ironic than having this, then dropping Halo Hunter (killing an Angel with his effect) and swinging for win.
Vastator
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@Karkain

Deja vu ... The only deck of mine that really needs this is my mono-black lifelink-burn deck.

given that I already run one Chancellor of the Dross and two Pestilence Demons, is asking for this overkill guys?
iceiceiceMTG
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
My blightsteel colossus is now a one man wrecking crew on the first turn he comes into play via my quicksilver amulet. Let the haters hate