Why play him? Drop his right side in the graveyard, and play Umbra Stalker.
Clavat99
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(2 votes)
Unglued is like something that came out of one of thes MTG card generators. and how can someone make a yu-gi-oh reference on a magic forum?!?!?!?!?!?!? You dont deserve magic!!!!!!!!!!!!
bijart_dauth
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(1 vote)
i think i would rather have a mox lotus for 15 mana, expecially considering that i could then drop this guy any way.
quach_attack
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(2 votes)
@littlebeast: Dead Reckoning deals damage to target creature, not player.
ul7r05
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0)(2 votes)
Polar Kraken has the same text... ^_^
DFG_Danger
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0)(3 votes)
Combos well with http://gatherer.wizards.com/Pages/Card/Discussion.aspx?multiverseid=9780
DellamorteDellamore0
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(11 votes)
Standard seems more and more hellbent on destroying the irony of this card.
But whoever made this card needs some serious help with spelling, grammer, and speaking English.
DarthParallax
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(2 votes)
B.F.M. stands for Big. ***. MONSTER. o.o
This doesn't need any combat trick that they probably already printed a card or cards for that gives the desired ability. They design things like that for the EXPRESS purpose of giving to guys like this. BUT- it does need one line that I wish they'd thought about:
"B.F.M. can block any number of creatures whose total power does not exceed its toughness."
So, really really really giant hordes of demonic elf tokens or saproling tokens or whatever will still get through, but most usual armies should be blockable by this guy. And then leave it up to the player to find out how to give it vigilance.
Why is his right side have a higher rating than his left side?
pedrodyl
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(4 votes)
Starting hand right: Swamp, Dark Ritual, Dark Ritual, Dark Ritual, Dark Ritual, Dark Ritual, Dark Ritual, Dark Ritual, B.F.M. Left Side, B.F.M. Right Side
GOT EM
PVendetta
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0)(1 vote)
mana is no problem if i can play liliana of the dark realm.. then i cast fling... i overkilled the opponent up to 99++ damage... hehehe
Ritokure
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Morbid Bloom. Because there are never enough Saprolings.
Arachnos
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0)(1 vote)
This is one creature you don't necessarily want to remove with Swords to Plowshares.
Continue
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Now we have legal cards that get up to 15/15 (Emrakul, Worldspine) as well as Dark Depths, which gives you a 20/20. WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
lostprophet912
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Casting this is no longer a pipe dream with Crypt Ghast
The new Devotion mech LOVES these guys. As would Chroma, I guess.
Newfrickinshow
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
A lot easier to cast if you have a couple Dark Rituals in your hand. Though I must admit that I almost want to summon him in a green/black deck just to cast Enlarge and Giant Growth on the B.F.M. Look, he's bigger!
Lord_of_Gelectrodes
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
And yet no trample?
HEY GUYS I'M OVER 6 TIMES THE SIZE OF CTHULHU AND I'M-A SWINGING'. OH NO THREE GOBLIN TOKENS BETTER STOP TO INDIVIDUALLY SQUISH EACH OF THEM. OH WELL I GUESS I CAN'T KEEP GOING THOSE THREE GOBLINS REALLY TIRED ME OUT.
Guest392185251
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
"Some call her the BFM. I call her my BFF. That summer we grew closer and closer as we shared many a bowl of Thallid covered in the low-fat tears of our enemies. But our adventure together began the night I implemented my intricate plot to steal from my demon master at the Hot Topic. As I stood in the parking lot revealing my ill-gotten loot: a Grumpy Cat belly tee, I saw the corners of her lips begin to turn upwards. "Don't laugh," I squealed in protest, "Thalia picked it for me." "How predictable." chuckled my BFF. But her chuckle soon turned to an uproar that shattered the Hel-mall. With that, our interests lie elsewhere..."
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You could discard this side and use Dead Reckoning to kill somebody! I'd like to see left side do that!
also BFG reference FTW!
i lol at unglued
But whoever made this card needs some serious help with spelling, grammer, and speaking English.
This doesn't need any combat trick that they probably already printed a card or cards for that gives the desired ability. They design things like that for the EXPRESS purpose of giving to guys like this. BUT- it does need one line that I wish they'd thought about:
"B.F.M. can block any number of creatures whose total power does not exceed its toughness."
So, really really really giant hordes of demonic elf tokens or saproling tokens or whatever will still get through, but most usual armies should be blockable by this guy. And then leave it up to the player to find out how to give it vigilance.
Tooth and Nail.
Swamp, Dark Ritual, Dark Ritual, Dark Ritual, Dark Ritual, Dark Ritual, Dark Ritual, Dark Ritual, B.F.M. Left Side, B.F.M. Right Side
GOT EM
then i cast fling...
i overkilled the opponent up to 99++ damage...
hehehe
Because there are never enough Saprolings.
HEY GUYS I'M OVER 6 TIMES THE SIZE OF CTHULHU AND I'M-A SWINGING'.
OH NO THREE GOBLIN TOKENS BETTER STOP TO INDIVIDUALLY SQUISH EACH OF THEM.
OH WELL I GUESS I CAN'T KEEP GOING THOSE THREE GOBLINS REALLY TIRED ME OUT.
That summer we grew closer and closer as we shared many a bowl of Thallid covered in the low-fat tears of our enemies.
But our adventure together began the night I implemented my intricate plot to steal from my demon master at the Hot Topic. As I stood in the parking lot revealing my ill-gotten loot: a Grumpy Cat belly tee, I saw the corners of her lips begin to turn upwards.
"Don't laugh," I squealed in protest, "Thalia picked it for me."
"How predictable." chuckled my BFF. But her chuckle soon turned to an uproar that shattered the Hel-mall. With that, our interests lie elsewhere..."
- Liliana Vess
Sisterhood of the Travelling Veil