WUB is not the color of beefy creatures and creature buffs. The esper decks people make always felt off color, especially with this card. This should green. And not an artifact.
Also a preemptive f^ck you to MasterOfEtherium before he ruins another card.
Keiya
★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0)(7 votes)
@allmighty_abacus: It's an Artifact lord and green doesn't condone the usage of artifacts (artificial vs. the natural) so it makes perfect sense that Master of Etherium is a blue artifact creature. So your post is almost completely off base.
Test-Subject_217601
★★☆☆☆ (2.3/5.0)(9 votes)
@tantallum: He's rolling his eyes because he's about to nail it with Doom Blade.
tantallum99
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0)(8 votes)
this card is so ridiculously overpowered at 3 cmc. just put a cranial plating on him and watch your opponent just roll his eyes. love it. 5/5
@test subject: that's why I got 3 more, and a skeleton shard!
count_dorku
★★☆☆☆ (2.4/5.0)(6 votes)
I have two words for him: Shattering Spree.
justicarphaeton
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0)(7 votes)
Never has a card made me so angry, with its ubiquity in casual decks running artifact lands and Frogmites and Memnites. He is a balanced card tourney-wise, but I want to strangle people who play him with artifact lands :(
More reason to Dark Ritual into Cranial Extraction on turn two, i suppose...
MasterOfEtherium
★★☆☆☆ (2.7/5.0)(47 votes)
LOL THX Abacouscus. Legallize Crack Cocaine!
Gramcrackers
★★★☆☆ (3.4/5.0)(6 votes)
Good card, but the artwork is a but confusing.
Its like hes holding a little baby vedalken Hitler or something, maybe because hes about to turn the regular vedalken into an etherium artifact like himself.
metalevolence
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0)(25 votes)
MasterOfEtherium may have just made a chink in my normally unabated hatred. It looks like he's trying to cope with near-unanimous revulsion from the gatherer community by becoming a full-blown, deliberate troll. More importantly though, his post here makes me laugh. Only time will tell how the persona of the infamous MasterOfEtherium will evolve in the future. The only thing we know for sure is that he will always be an idiot.
divine_exodus
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0)(6 votes)
Abacouscus? How touching. Hey man, I think he likes you
Yoktes
★★★☆☆ (4.0/5.0)(13 votes)
Whenever i kill somewon with this, i make sure to troll them afterwords...
jsttu
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(6 votes)
begs to be used with swarms of low costed creatures, perhaps thopter foundry combo.
land_comment
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(12 votes)
Nice, AlmightyAbacus.
MastreOfEtherium, go *** yourself.
dragonking987
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(24 votes)
They should have capitalized all the letters in its name and effect...
kiseki
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0)(11 votes)
Someone help me out. Which came first: MasterOfEtherium or Master of Etherium?
JWolps
★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0)(14 votes)
I don't care about what anyone thinks, MasterOfEtherium is my hero.
Axelle
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0)(40 votes)
Errata:
"Master Of Etherium's Power And Toughness Are Each Equal To The Number Of Artifacts You Control.
Other Artifact Creatures You Control Get +1/+1."
Flavor text: "Only A Troll Unfettered With The Concerns Of The Other Members Can Type Like This."
Tequilasaurus
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(9 votes)
Is the picture holding a baby? That is beyond weird.
Paleopaladin
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(12 votes)
Since everyone's talking about the gatherer forum troll and not this card, I'll join in by noting the scourge of copycats.
Knight Exemplar - Look for MasterOfEfherium (often mistaken for the real McCoy) who always says "Too Bad This Thing Dies to Removal!"
Wurmcoil Engine - MasterOfEtherlum who's just a straight-forward mimic.
Artan
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0)(9 votes)
So I'm not the only one that came here with the troll in mind, eh?
fifthchild
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0)(12 votes)
A blight on Gatherer.
Superllama12
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0)(11 votes)
@Everyone talking about MasterOfEtherium: Well, my theory is that his main goal is attention, and if so, he has succeeded in becoming the most famous member of The Gatherer IMHO
Arachibutyrophobia
★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0)(9 votes)
so this is that gatherer troll I've been hearing all about...
BrightOrangePants
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(9 votes)
MasterOfEtherium is Kanaya Maryam, guys. Kanaya's just into MTG.
JFM2796
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0)(2 votes)
I currently have 8 copies of this. Its my favorite card.
@kiseki What do you think?
Raibys
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0)(10 votes)
The baby is the actual creature the artwork is depicting; the guy holding it is just a cleverly-placed statue. {B)
Oh yeah, the card itself is awesome too. Very fun in my blue-based artifact deck.
Anathame
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(7 votes)
I see you little girls are busy fellating some troll to actually discuss the card.
nightmare_zombie
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(6 votes)
@allmighty_abacus
Your preemptive strike has failed. Would you like to drop another hidden f-bomb? XD
another thing i think MOE is a dedicated troll because he has around 1500 cards.
give him hell danny boy!
Doctor Who: A Good Man Goes To War
Cloudeye
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0)(11 votes)
Master of Etherium - "And now my fellow artifact breathen you're more powerfull then even! Attack!" Memnite - "Is that all?" MoE - "What?!" Frogmite - "We joining Mr. Steel Overseercompany. He takes his time but at last he offer's a rise" Ornithopther - "Regulary" MoE - " You ungrateful bunch of...."
twinArmaggedons
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0)(9 votes)
2o, Ii found you Kanaya. Ii knew trolliing tho2e obviiou2ly 2tupiid human2 wa2 a wa2te of tiime.
Cool card, though. Not two powerful, not two weak.
RJDroid
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0)(23 votes)
Whenever he gets killed in a match, I always think, and sometimes say, "Too Bad This Dies To Removal," even though that's not the real troll MOE. I spend too much time on Gatherer.
Zacklar
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0)(10 votes)
Too Bad It Dies To Removal Xd
phyrexiantrygon
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0)(11 votes)
I'm surprised MasterofEfherium and his gang of copycats haven't come to pay homage to their lord and master...
On a slightly related note: can't tell if trolling, or constantly high
ServentOfEtherium
★☆☆☆☆ (1.5/5.0)(9 votes)
This Card Can Not Die Too Removal.....It Just Can't!
DarthParallax
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0)(10 votes)
Huh. Well That Isn't So Bad.
At Least He Didn't Name Himself DiscipleOfTheVault. First Affinity Troll We Get, Gatherer Will Explode With Hate Comments >.<
Seriously Though. I Am Quite Surprised This Card Is Not Hate-Rated More. You Would Think It Would Rated Much Lower Than Jace, The Mind Sculptor, Wouldn't You?
In The Mean Time, Cannot Wait For Reprint In From The Vault: Trolls- Special Edition All Text Is In Caps!
TheDementiaBat
★★☆☆☆ (2.1/5.0)(5 votes)
MasterOfEtherium can i have your autograph?
Voldrin
★☆☆☆☆ (1.1/5.0)(6 votes)
Dies To Removal 0.5/5
Edio
★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0)(10 votes)
I Know I Recognized This Card Someone Played This And I Was Like This Card Is Really Annoying But It Seems Familiar Despite Never Seeing It Before!
j_mindfingerpainter
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0)(6 votes)
"MasterOfEtherium's power and toughness are equal to the number of TROLLS THAT MIMIC HIM you controll."
... Am I reading this card correctly, because no offense MOE, but if that's the case, you are one BIG creature.
Arachnos
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(8 votes)
MasterOfEtherium's Power And Toughness Are Each Equal To The Number Of Forum Members Butthurt Over His Comments.
Other Forum Troll Creatures You Control Get +1/+1.
Bobth
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0)(11 votes)
DarthParallax has him beat there with 1893 comments. He's pretty much everywhere you look.
Sago
★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0)(3 votes)
So today I start trying to post a comment on every card. I feel like one of the best places to start is at the birthing grounds for one of the best know trolls on gatherer, MasterofEtherium. I promise not to troll on too many cards, since he seems to have that covered.
In any case, this card is filthy (as stated by every non-troll post here, which is about half of them I'd say). use 4 in an artifact deck, then cheat in a 5th when noones looking.
TheWrathofShane
★☆☆☆☆ (1.0/5.0)(9 votes)
Power creep at its finest....
.5/5
Kurraga
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(7 votes)
This Is A Super Big Timmy Smash Card, Which Also Happens To Be Really Good. I Don't Know What You Guys Are Talking About.
NewerEtherium
★☆☆☆☆ (1.9/5.0)(7 votes)
This Is The Best Artifact Why Are There Not Many Guys That Are Like This Give Artifacts To Everyone So We Can All Play Artifacts Like Steel Overseer Bro
Lord_Ascapelion
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(8 votes)
Funny thing is, a good percentage (yes, not all, but a good number) of MasterOfEtherium's comments are actually fairly legitimate, it's just that his obnoxious capitalization has produced all this hatred and he probably decided "F it" and turned to full-time trolling. I used to groan, but now I lawl at how upset people will get at his antics. (Or he's just Kanaya Maryam, always a good theory.)
Oh yeah... the card? It's an artifact lord- an auto-include in decks that utilize a bunch of artifact creatures.
LotusOfEtherium
★☆☆☆☆ (1.3/5.0)(12 votes)
I am the black lotus and disciple of MasterOfEtherium. I want everyone to stop bullying him and me as I speak good English XD 5/5 for being my master
azure_drake222222
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0)(8 votes)
Master Of Etherium's Power And Toughness Are Each Equal To Three Times The Number Of Trolls You Control Other Trolls You Control Get +3/+3
{2}: Regenerate Master Of Etherium
Master Of Etherlum Master Of Efherium And Master Of Ethurium Go Away.
I_OWN_U
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
DIES TO SWORDS 0/5
ParishInquisitor
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(6 votes)
It Isn't Broken Because It Dies To Removal, Lol.... Oh, the card... right... I play it in my Esper EDH, and it's a powerhouse.
Thornhillforge
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0)(4 votes)
It is hilarious how Gatherer has its own celebrity. Everyone comes here to comment on a person, not a card!
Lord_of_Gelectrodes
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0)(4 votes)
Fun fact: He's commented on 1726 cards.
I actually kind of like him. The number of angry replies outweighs His Annoying Typing Tendencies.
MasterOfParadox
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Hah Hah Hah Master Of Etherium Definitely Dies To Removal, Aye?
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Also a preemptive f^ck you to MasterOfEtherium before he ruins another card.
@test subject: that's why I got 3 more, and a skeleton shard!
More reason to Dark Ritual into Cranial Extraction on turn two, i suppose...
Its like hes holding a little baby vedalken Hitler or something, maybe because hes about to turn the regular vedalken into an etherium artifact like himself.
Only time will tell how the persona of the infamous MasterOfEtherium will evolve in the future. The only thing we know for sure is that he will always be an idiot.
MastreOfEtherium, go *** yourself.
Which came first: MasterOfEtherium or Master of Etherium?
"Master Of Etherium's Power And Toughness Are Each Equal To The Number Of Artifacts You Control.
Other Artifact Creatures You Control Get +1/+1."
Flavor text: "Only A Troll Unfettered With The Concerns Of The Other Members Can Type Like This."
Goblin Gaveleer's comments showcase eTHERIUMoFmASTER, who, cleverly inverts MoE's capitalization tendencies.
Knight Exemplar - Look for MasterOfEfherium (often mistaken for the real McCoy) who always says "Too Bad This Thing Dies to Removal!"
Wurmcoil Engine - MasterOfEtherlum who's just a straight-forward mimic.
@kiseki What do you think?
Oh yeah, the card itself is awesome too. Very fun in my blue-based artifact deck.
Your preemptive strike has failed. Would you like to drop another hidden f-bomb? XD
another thing i think MOE is a dedicated troll because he has around 1500 cards.
give him hell danny boy!
Doctor Who: A Good Man Goes To War
Memnite - "Is that all?"
MoE - "What?!"
Frogmite - "We joining Mr. Steel Overseercompany. He takes his time but at last he offer's a rise"
Ornithopther - "Regulary"
MoE - " You ungrateful bunch of...."
Cool card, though. Not two powerful, not two weak.
I spend too much time on Gatherer.
On a slightly related note: can't tell if trolling, or constantly high
At Least He Didn't Name Himself DiscipleOfTheVault. First Affinity Troll We Get, Gatherer Will Explode With Hate Comments >.<
Seriously Though. I Am Quite Surprised This Card Is Not Hate-Rated More. You Would Think It Would Rated Much Lower Than Jace, The Mind Sculptor, Wouldn't You?
In The Mean Time, Cannot Wait For Reprint In From The Vault: Trolls- Special Edition All Text Is In Caps!
... Am I reading this card correctly, because no offense MOE, but if that's the case, you are one BIG creature.
Other Forum Troll Creatures You Control Get +1/+1.
In any case, this card is filthy (as stated by every non-troll post here, which is about half of them I'd say). use 4 in an artifact deck, then cheat in a 5th when noones looking.
.5/5
Give Artifacts To Everyone So We Can All Play Artifacts Like Steel Overseer Bro
Oh yeah... the card? It's an artifact lord- an auto-include in decks that utilize a bunch of artifact creatures.
5/5 for being my master
Other Trolls You Control Get +3/+3
{2}: Regenerate Master Of Etherium
Master Of Etherlum Master Of Efherium And Master Of Ethurium Go Away.
Oh, the card... right...
I play it in my Esper EDH, and it's a powerhouse.
I actually kind of like him. The number of angry replies outweighs His Annoying Typing Tendencies.
No, actually, it doesn't. Asceticism.
-Swag_Crow