so,this card gives you tourette sindrome?...XD cool
GruesomeGoo
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0)(5 votes)
"I told you Baneslayer Angel was a stupid card."
sweetestsadist
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0)(16 votes)
Your momma so dumb, when she asked what kind of player I was, I told her I was a Johnny and she asked me, "Goldmane or Vengeant"
Falgorn
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0)(4 votes)
"Good riddance with that Baneslayer Angel. She only wanted you for your money, anyway."
NARFNra
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0)(9 votes)
"Yo Pathrazer of Ulamog was so fat that it took three cards to block the sucka"
Not necessarily funny, but it had to be said
kabal363
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0)(8 votes)
Ah it is a black mother of runes. I get it. well played Wizards.
Rakdos.Da.Purifier
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(16 votes)
i do this anyway. not even a drawback
DoctorKenneth
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(17 votes)
"Hey Wormcoil Engine? Henry Ford just called- you've been internally combusted."
"Ball Lightning! Couldn't even muster a pair."
"Alpha Tyrranax? Just a fossil, son."
"Hey, Argent Sphinx, riddle me this: Who just died?"
"Bellowing Tangleworm- you mad, bro?"
"Mindless Null- you....wait, seriously? Mindless Null?"
Anyway, fun times ensure with Miss Demeanor in play as well. Take the opportunity to fulfill both conditions:
"Man, it was very bold of you to put that creature in your deck. I mean, anyone else playing it, and it would suck. Hell, in a vacuum, it sucks- and really, to be honest, compared to your other cards, it sucks. But with your skill of play, and absolute mastery of the game, you have made that creature work. I'm thouroghly impressed by your ability to use a crappy card to its fullest potential. Too bad it's dead, of course, but still, good show."
Magnor_Criol
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0)(4 votes)
The cues in the art on this are great. "Word to yo mother" (Referencing this card, of course) "BFM" (B.F.M.) "It's coming!" (Infernal Spawn of Evil) "I'm coming too!" (Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil) And then one guy's holding a "Gang sign" and the other has a "cup of T"
Sothasil
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(2 votes)
Get that *** piece of shit creature off of my field. That's right, suck it. Who's daddy's little ***? You are of course!
^ I need this card, that's what a destroyed monster typically sounds like for my friends
divine_exodus
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(4 votes)
This could be tricky with something like wrath of god if this is indestructible. Then again, it doesn't say you can't use the same insult more than once.
Crynocent
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
Use this in tandem with Rod of Spanking for some epic results.
Shadoflaam
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(7 votes)
Yo mama sooo fat, she's a win condition with Mayael's Aria! Yo mama sooo slow, she has Third Strike! Yo mama sooo ugly, she has Intimidate AND Fear! Yo mama sooo fat, when she rotates out of standard, she rotates out of standard! Yo mama sooo stupid, she designed Mindless Null for the GDS 2!
dberry02
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0)(5 votes)
If you noticed this was a reference to Mother of Runes, you get five points...
...But if you noticed that the kid in the back is holding her cup of coffee, then you get fifty points.
Tynansdtm
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This one is funny, but it's not even good. It's a 3/2 for 3. Still a funny justification for what is normal for some people.
Axelle
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
It has a drawback and it isn't even a particularly efficient creature. Fun, though.
ThisisSakon
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Four of her, four of Blind Zealot and 28 kill spells?
Comments (22)
Not necessarily funny, but it had to be said
"Ball Lightning! Couldn't even muster a pair."
"Alpha Tyrranax? Just a fossil, son."
"Hey, Argent Sphinx, riddle me this: Who just died?"
"Bellowing Tangleworm- you mad, bro?"
"Mindless Null- you....wait, seriously? Mindless Null?"
Anyway, fun times ensure with Miss Demeanor in play as well. Take the opportunity to fulfill both conditions:
"Man, it was very bold of you to put that creature in your deck. I mean, anyone else playing it, and it would suck. Hell, in a vacuum, it sucks- and really, to be honest, compared to your other cards, it sucks. But with your skill of play, and absolute mastery of the game, you have made that creature work. I'm thouroghly impressed by your ability to use a crappy card to its fullest potential. Too bad it's dead, of course, but still, good show."
"Word to yo mother" (Referencing this card, of course)
"BFM" (B.F.M.)
"It's coming!" (Infernal Spawn of Evil)
"I'm coming too!" (Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil)
And then one guy's holding a "Gang sign" and the other has a "cup of T"
^ I need this card, that's what a destroyed monster typically sounds like for my friends
Yo mama sooo slow, she has Third Strike!
Yo mama sooo ugly, she has Intimidate AND Fear!
Yo mama sooo fat, when she rotates out of standard, she rotates out of standard!
Yo mama sooo stupid, she designed Mindless Null for the GDS 2!
...But if you noticed that the kid in the back is holding her cup of coffee, then you get fifty points.
I. Must. Craft. This. NAO!
Stoneforge Mystic? More like Stonewhorege Mystic.
Armada Wurm? Do I even have to say it?