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Rod of Spanking

Multiverse ID: 74344

Rod of Spanking

Comments (18)

Ziquallx
★☆☆☆☆ (1.3/5.0) (9 votes)
lol



lickthemoose
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (6 votes)
thank you sir may i have another!
AbyssalManZero
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (3 votes)
The ONLY card from Unhinged (never used any of the unglued) card I keep XD
Though one of those cards for only those games with people with a good sense of humour... Not nearly enough of them.. It seems often.

Not talking about you two, or anyone here, just people in general.
Demage
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.9/5.0) (7 votes)
Strictly better than Rod of Ruin...
Maraxas-of-Keld
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (3 votes)
Fetch this with Trinket Mage, and then you have an effective clock against any Goblin Mime user.


:P
Garfunculus
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (3 votes)
If your friends let you play Unhinged with them (mine don't, I have way too much fun with it), use it in a G/W deck with Omnath, Locus of Mana. In that case, it's hilarious.
bijart_dauth
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (5 votes)
Not strictly better than the rod, as the rod can hit creatures, but it is much, much better.

and hilarious, did I mention hilarious?
Fitchen_Kinks
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (11 votes)
oh my i need to find some girls to play against lol
dberry02
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (3 votes)
I came here just to read the comments on the card, I swear!
Richochet_Shaman
★★☆☆☆ (2.1/5.0) (17 votes)
it's like friday night with my girlfriend, except she's also got a leash and collar on and she's calling me 'God' instead of 'Sir'.
Enemy_Tricolor
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (6 votes)
@Ricochet_Shaman

Your girlfriend is an ape? Or is she more of the goblin persuasion?
EyeballFrog
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (3 votes)
I can't help but notice the guy in the card is spanking the monkey.
Happyface1515
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
You have goblin mime on the table...someone uses this and you refuse to speak. What now?
TheWrathofShane
★☆☆☆☆ (1.3/5.0) (3 votes)
Gameplay this thing blows. Goblin Fireslinger is a much better choice.
azure_drake222222
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
In the Unhinged FAQ, it says to see Spanking rules, but there aren't any. Is that intentional?
CogMonocle
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Play with Frankie Peanuts, ask the opponent if they're going to ask you to spank them, then play this.
Rifts980
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Step 1: Play against a mute player
Step 2: ???
Step 3: Win the game