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Battered Golem

Multiverse ID: 73932

Battered Golem

Comments (7)

Mode
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (4 votes)
Could have been 3/3, then it would actually be quite sweet in an artifact deck, since the effect is quite comboable.
Equipping or enchanting it with any tap-effect makes him decent.
Aside from that, he's unfortunately quite weak.
B0rb0rkymos
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (8 votes)
This plus Splinter Twin.
Psuedonaut
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (3 votes)
This + Splinter Twin + Blasting Station.
"He's unfortunately quite weak". You are so right. He's like a contained Dross Scorpion, and can't use himself on other stuff. Intruder Alarm + Mycosynth Lattice + March of the Machines, one of the extremely rare things that can actually replace Dross Scorpion. Strangely, adding Altar Golem to the this+splinter twin combo works really well. And so does adding Paradise Mantle. Earthcraft. Field Surgeon. Heavy Arbalest Lust for War Maraxus of Keld Mossbridge Troll Symbiotic Deployment. Oh yeah. You need Splinter Twin. Splinter Twin Splinter Twin Splinter Twin Spinter Twiln Spwintler Tin Twinlter Spin Splinter Twin Splint Twinner Stwinter Plin
NoobOfLore
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I really like the flavor text, but I don't find this card all that useful.
Even the Johnny in me finds the body unimpressive enough to pass over.
Zan-zan-zawa-veia
★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0) (4 votes)
so... why's he posing for the camera?
Salient
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (6 votes)
He's a thug.
RyantheWaterboy
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles anyone?