I definitely think this is worse than I would expect, but wow is this a great implementation of Evolve! It provides a very good early-game stall, and turns into a finisher later when you have more creatures
ThisisSakon
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0)(5 votes)
Wow. That 4 toughness is guaranteed to evolve every creature you've cast before it, and that 0 power guarantees that creatures cast after it will evolve it. Excellent design!
marmaris74
★☆☆☆☆ (1.9/5.0)(4 votes)
Why do I feel like all the evolve creatures are broken? It upsets me, because I wanna draft Simic but I'll never get a chance since everyone else will be doing it (that is what happened to me with Selesnya in RTR).
Abl
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Unblockable evolve seems nuts. It actually has reasonable toughness too, so it doesn't need to wait to evolve before doing anything.
Discoduck
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
My friends and I play in-block, so I foresee this guy getting good to great with Biomass Mutation getting played. Also, some of my favorite things Magic, all on one card!
Mowagh
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
I'm surprised he's not higher. The fact that he's 0/4 means he'll keep getting beefed up while avoiding early removal, and swings for unblockable damage.
Purplerooster
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0)(6 votes)
Attack with this guy when he's still a 0/4 to play mind games with your opponent.
SyntheticDreamer
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Considering that everything evolves this guy, I'd say he's pretty good. Block with him until he gets big enough, then start swinging.
WarioMan
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(6 votes)
THE SYNERGY. IT HURTS.
It triggers evolve with its high toughness, then is affected by every evolve trigger. For 3 mana. Plus, it's unblockable. 4.5/5 for being ridiculous, but won't win on its own. I'd do 4.75/5 if I could
Stinga
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
When I saw this I said "This is sick!" I then pelvic thrusted the air for a minute or so.
Kaeru_Jones
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I am in l o v e. this is probably my favorite evolve card, absolutely amazing. High toughness to keep him alive, low power so just about anything buffs him And UNBLOCKABLE??? YES P L E A S E
And all for 3cmc. Very versatile I would say. A strong blocker and an even better attacker
And it's part blue, so you can Cancel all the Murders that will be aimed at it.
OrgasmandTea
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(10 votes)
Take a moment to stare deep into this creature's eyes, and then imagine that it makes this noise; "Marp"
RJDroid
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
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JimmyNoobPlayer
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
This was called "Zac's Steatopygous Mutant" in development. I have a new favorite word, but it could be tricky to use in day-to-day conversation.
Ataraxiom
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
The best creatures are the ones that change the board position the turn they hit the board, and this guy is that all over. He's almost guaranteed to evolve any turn-1, turn-2, or turn-3 play before him, and his 4 toughness allows him to evolve the ever-important Renegade Krasis even after it's been evolved once before.
At the same time, this guy takes time to get powered up, and he can be removed far more easily than your typical Invisible Stalker. A downside? Totally. But it just feels right for a card to be this balanced.
Blasphemale
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
If you can fix the colours: Doran, the Siege Tower That is a 5/5 unblockable creature right as you cast Doran.
yesennes
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
The only unblockable with 0 power.
Steaditup
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This guy is the all-star of my simic jerk deck. I use him to get in and trigger Bred for the Hunt and Bident of Thassa (in addition to being an unblockable grower who's also an amazing blocker when the need arises).
Guest392185251
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Q: What do you call a Krasis with no eyes? A: Krass.
RazorYeti
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Can't be killed by a bolt, unblockable, easy to evolve, 3 CMC, and only rated 3.8? Am I missing something?
Also $0.20 for a playset. This will be absolutely wonderful in any Simic deck.
Lyvain
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Evolve him three or four times and then enchant him with Favor of the Overbeing and you have 5 or 6 unblockable damage AND a 9 or 10 toughness flyer blocker every turn
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It triggers evolve with its high toughness, then is affected by every evolve trigger. For 3 mana. Plus, it's unblockable. 4.5/5 for being ridiculous, but won't win on its own. I'd do 4.75/5 if I could
And UNBLOCKABLE???
YES P L E A S E
And all for 3cmc. Very versatile I would say. A strong blocker and an even better attacker
"Marp"
At the same time, this guy takes time to get powered up, and he can be removed far more easily than your typical Invisible Stalker. A downside? Totally. But it just feels right for a card to be this balanced.
That is a 5/5 unblockable creature right as you cast Doran.
A: Krass.
Also $0.20 for a playset. This will be absolutely wonderful in any Simic deck.