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Gorilla Titan

Multiverse ID: 29980

Gorilla Titan

Comments (34)

Rainyday2012
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (9 votes)
Nice relation between the art and the flavour text.
danieltb85
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (2 votes)
true
Mr_Hendry
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (6 votes)
It's really funny when you read Rosewater's article about flavor text back when this card was new. A lot of people were and I suppose still are up in arms about this type of flavor text and this one in particular. They argue that it detracts from the imaginative side of the game. Others enjoy this type of flavor and its potential to lead to catchy phrases you can say as you play the card.
AbyssalManZero
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (2 votes)
Green & Black using Plannar Void and this ape would be AWESOME!! Plus are other black cards that will allow one to empty their grave yard so black & green with this ape would be PERFERCT! And use Sinister Strenth on him or play using Darkest hour to stop some of the removal like Doom Blade & Terror...
madformedusa
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (8 votes)
Gorillas don't have tails! That always bugged me and I hoped that Wizards would reprint this card with better art and better flavor text...
TheWrathofShane
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (5 votes)
I dont care what yall say about its flavor text, me and my cuzen laughed our a-s-ses off when we first saw this
Crabotage
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Oh, Bojuka Bog...
Vedalken_Arbiter
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Combo with Grave Consequences.
Pinsir52
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (11 votes)
Gorillas don't have tails...perhaps that's not a tail ><
cats_and_me
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (2 votes)
I came here just to read comments about the flavor text! :) Anyway, it has become rather easy lately to remove whole graveyards from the game, but there aren't enough cards that reward you for having an empty one..
divine_exodus
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Maybe his tail is a boa constrictor. Then again, Donkey Kong wouldn't be hanging out with those guys :)
Cyberium
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (8 votes)
What is he gonna do with such a BIG banana...
blindthrall
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (21 votes)
Don't we all, monkey, don't we all...
MasterOfEtherium
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (9 votes)
Gorrilla's Are The Bomb. Plus I Love Bananas Best Fruit Eva
Fanaticmogg
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Relic of Progenitus. This guy has gotten stronger since cards like that have been printed.
Axelle
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (1 vote)
What kind of bananas are we talking about?
ZakFrost
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (2 votes)
@madformedusa, they also don't have like giant raptor feet and giant claws on their hands.
This is a card game called magic.

Also this is the best flavor text outside of Lionheart Maverick.
Khavrion
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (2 votes)
"If it doesn't have a tail...it's an ape." ~ Larry the Cucumber. This is not a gorilla titan. It is a monkey.
DacenOctavio
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (5 votes)
Hey, it's Goku!
yangw
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (4 votes)
He has a huge banana... no doubt of it :(
Lord_Ascapelion
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (1 vote)
The fact that this had a tail always amused me, actually. I think it's a neat fantasy variation on a real-life creature. Also, dat flavor text...
DarthParallax
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (3 votes)
THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID
raptorman333
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
I'd rather just give him a hug THAT big...
mpitcock
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Best flavor text ever. Period.

5/5 just for text
BigPimpin
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Or a Rest in Peace to ensure he stays an 8/8
IamjustnotCreative
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Well I mean he could just be a really small Gorilla pooping out a snake, wanting a normal size banana.
Anzu-chan
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Oh, you control a Rest in Peace. It would be a shame if I replace my Lhurgoyfs by some Gorilla Titans.

Gorilla Titan has a very interesting effect. I think Wizard should really think about a mechanic that works when you have no cards in your graveyard.
GoOrmot2Go
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
So, is that what King Kong really wanted?
car2n
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Good synergy with Night Soil.
Tiggurix
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Has anybody noticed that this "gorilla" has a tail?!?
NicoTheCheese
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Rest in Peace
ZaisConsultant
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
best green titan.