@martianshark This is clearly better than Roaring Primadox because it's a Frog Beast.
Flyheight
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0)(11 votes)
I suppose they may have got enough frog in it this time.
LordOfTheFlies87
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Man, I love that art something fierce.
spoonish
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
this guy plus sire of insanity anyone?
DoragonShinzui
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(4 votes)
"Man, what a debilitating disadvantage. I have to return a creature to my hand every turn? I don't know if I can deal with that. I mean, it's only a 6/6 for 5, that's a a really big disadvantage for that cost."
I can't wait to see how idiots react to this guy. So damned good. Huge body and triggers evolve like mad.
Ferlord
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Hmm... I don't know if this really good.
I mean, it's not like Simic's ability has anything to do with creatures entering the battlefield.
It's obvious which creature will be returning to my hand each upkeep. Wicked card.
lostmongoose
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@ZEvilMoustache
That's called 'doing it wrong' and you should feel bad.
Arachnos
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Run, Cirno, run!
TastetheJace
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0)(6 votes)
SKINNER Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend. LISA But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards? SKINNER No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards. LISA But aren't the snakes even worse? SKINNER Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat. LISA But then we're stuck with gorillas! SKINNER No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
Phelplan
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This giant frog beast is good friends with a myriad of creatures including Elvish Visionary and Fathom Mage.
OlathQuortek
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
I knew an old lady who swallowed a Squidfly! I don't know why she swallowed the Squidfly! Perhaps she'll die!
I knew an old lady who swallowed an Eelhawk! That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her! She swallowed the Eelhawk to catch the Squidfly! I don't know why she swallowed the Squidfly! Perhaps she'll die!
I knew an old lady who swallowed a Waspcrab! Oww! How drab to swallow a Waspcrab! She swallowed the Waspcrab to catch the Eelhawk! That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her! She swallowed the Eelhawk to catch the Squidfly! I don't know why she swallowed the Squidfly! Perhaps she'll die!
I knew of a Frog Beast that swallowed an old lady...!
syntheticbiology232
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
dat flavor text is what simic is about "we do wat ever da F we want wit nature"
Comments (25)
This is clearly better than Roaring Primadox because it's a Frog Beast.
I can't wait to see how idiots react to this guy. So damned good. Huge body and triggers evolve like mad.
I mean, it's not like Simic's ability has anything to do with creatures entering the battlefield.
AB. SO. LOOTLY. NOTHING.
This one even lets me bounce my Man-o'-War, which the Wildebeests don't (of course, that's why I use Equilibrium too).
I think one or two of these will fit nicely in my Blue/Green deck. I approve.
Worst drawn after an opponent has played mass removal, and this guy would be the only creature you could play.
Wicked card.
That's called 'doing it wrong' and you should feel bad.
Well, I was wrong. The lizards are a godsend.
LISA
But isn't that a bit short-sighted? What happens when we're overrun by lizards?
SKINNER
No problem. We simply unleash wave after wave of Chinese needle snakes. They'll wipe out the lizards.
LISA
But aren't the snakes even worse?
SKINNER
Yes, but we're prepared for that. We've lined up a fabulous type of gorilla that thrives on snake meat.
LISA
But then we're stuck with gorillas!
SKINNER
No, that's the beautiful part. When wintertime rolls around, the gorillas simply freeze to death.
I knew an old lady who swallowed an Eelhawk! That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her! She swallowed the Eelhawk to catch the Squidfly! I don't know why she swallowed the Squidfly! Perhaps she'll die!
I knew an old lady who swallowed a Waspcrab! Oww! How drab to swallow a Waspcrab! She swallowed the Waspcrab to catch the Eelhawk! That wriggled and jiggled and tickled inside her! She swallowed the Eelhawk to catch the Squidfly! I don't know why she swallowed the Squidfly! Perhaps she'll die!
I knew of a Frog Beast that swallowed an old lady...!
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