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Bond Beetle

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Bond Beetle

Comments (29)

AzurewrathXI
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
Yeah, what he said, but at the same time there's usually better stuff to boomerang, unless you get multiple boomerang guys out, then this is nice cause it just costs one
Trygon_Predator
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (4 votes)
This card is beautiful. Then again, I'm biased because I like insects...
As with Timberland Guide, this is all about flexibility. For the low cost of Green, you can cast it early as a 1/2 blocker, or cast it lategame to give one of your creatures a boost (and get a blocker). You could even use it to cancel out Undying effects in a pinch.
Now, this could be a teaser for the return of Graft (or something similar)...
Hivis_of_the_Scale
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (5 votes)
Good no matter what
Arachibutyrophobia
★★☆☆☆ (2.2/5.0) (4 votes)
it's an ironshell beetle with 1 less power and mana. that's good I guess.

must look good in foil
Shieldman
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (4 votes)
Hey, if nothing else, it's a cheap and easy creature to abuse with Roaring Primadox.

Also combos strangely with Primordial Hydra.
Lord_of_Tresserhorn
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (3 votes)
Bondage - the Beetle!
destroytargetplayer
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
The Slumbering Dragon has these crawling all over it
Eternal_Blue
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
This is what the Reinforce mechanic ought to have been. See Mosquito Guard.
Kandan
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (16 votes)
"For England, James?"

"clickety-clack"
majinara
★☆☆☆☆ (1.2/5.0) (6 votes)
This is bad and you should feel bad. Unless you run tons of creatures with persist.
jsttu
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Green for a 1/2 is decent, but the sheer flexibility and potential synergy make this a good card overall.
ZEvilMustache
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Why does that crazy conjurer keep so many beetles in his closet?
LordOfTheFlies87
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Interesting.
Rokukel
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Really nice.
chainsmoker
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
tcollins
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (3 votes)
I prefer to call him Blink Beetle. Great effect in {G} and in my opinion is better than Ironshell Beetle, since it can target itself (thus making it a 1/2 for {G}) if you really need it...
MindAblaze
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Another sneaky counter to undying. If it takes over as a strategy red/green has some nice sideboard cards to battle it.
LordRandomness
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
I'm using it to negate Treacherous Pit-Dweller's drawback in a way that avoids producing a two-for-one (If they kill the dweller or bounce it, you've still got the beetle itself. It might only be 0/1, but you can sacrifice it to something like Demonlord of Ashmouth or even stick a Rancor on it and swing away!)
Dragasm
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
It actually works nicely against undying cards too.
Matsumoto
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
this is a good cannon folder for cards that use counters. or a good counter to undying if your enemy is using it.

This card works wonders if used with recursion effects that remove a chr from play (flicker). Or use it as a sacrifice chr, and blood artist your enemy...makes for a good chump blocker.

Seems like it'll be useless as a 0/1. but for 1G to add a counter while coming into play, it can be used quite frequently.
Lotsofpoopy
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This is the nicest beetle that I have ever met.
TheWrathofShane
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (1 vote)
Battlegrowth on legs.
Blackworm_Bloodworm
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I would rather it were, maybe, a 1/1 that said "When Bond Beetle enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on another target creature."
But that's just my personal preference; still a nifty nugget.
MechaKraken
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (2 votes)
Now that Corpsejack Menace is out, this might be a great one-drop in a deck with it. Pay Green to get a chump blocker and a permanent +2/+2 boost on whatever creature you want =D
sonorhC
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
At worst, it's a 1/2 for 1, which about fair. And if you draw it later in the game, you can pump up a more useful creature.
Salient
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (2 votes)
Beetlebond (When this creature enters the battlefield, you may bond it with an unbonded creature. They remain beetlebonded for as long as you control both of them.)

When Bond Beetle becomes beetlebonded to a creature, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.

"Step off my turf, dude. The multiverse isn't big enough for the two of us."
--Wirewood Symbiote


Oracle Ruling: Bond Beetle can Beetlebond with itself.
HotHit
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This little fella is always in my commander deck. Partially because I always play green. Primarily because I got to humiliate Olivia Voldaren with giant growth. Plus it synergises with my three favourite abilities, bloodrush, fight and flicker.
BlakeHN
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Elf 1: "A beetle on your shoulder."
Elf 2: "Thanks, dude! I knew you cared." =D
Elf 1: "No, I mean it. There's a Giant Ambush Beetle on your shoulder!"
Elf 2: "Zomfg! Where did this even come from??? I can feel it chewing! GET IT F@#%ING OFF ME!!!
Elf 1: "Sorry man, I'm just a token... where's Emmara Tandris when you need her?"
Swag_Crow
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
O-friggin-P

-Swag_Crow