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Butcher's Cleaver

Multiverse ID: 220049

Butcher's Cleaver

Comments (20)

thebroodwarjc
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Really good in Human decks, o.k. for sealed and draft in other decks.
kajillion
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (3 votes)
Because Loxodon Warhammer is too good.
Gabriel422
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (5 votes)
I do think this is a bit too cautious, but I only play Constructed now. Loxodon Warhammer was insane in limited and tended to break games in half, and this would probably do similar things in a Human-heavy draft deck.
Paladin85
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (8 votes)
Ahhhhh Fresh Meat!

Its weird how a cleaver gives lifelink in the hands of a human
Kryptnyt
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Not as good as the Butcher's Pupil.
Vedalken_Arbiter
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.8/5.0) (2 votes)
Another lesser Loxodon Warhammer. Why do they crank out so many of these?

Yeah, I don't play limited. I only play constructed from invasion block forward.
Ange-Gardien
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (9 votes)
Invisible Stalker says, "Yes, please."
infernox10
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
This is a high pick for limited.
The power boost is sick when equipped to a flier,
And lifelink plus the power boost on a Human can swing the game in your favour pretty quickly.
Kydoon
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
It's because of equipment like this and the other human-focused mechanics in Innistrad that I want to make a human deck with four Blighted Agent's in it. The story would be that a terrified village, in their desperation, turned to a group of shady mercenaries from Mirrodin for protection.
The_Stray
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
This card helped me get 3rd place in the prerelease. Adding 3 power to a creature is just awesome no matter what type it is, and this with Thraben Militia is just mean.
Lash_of_Dragonbreath
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
I will not mention Greatsword. I will not mention Greatsword.
Equip costs over 3 scare me a little, but I guess it could be pretty good in a human deck. Gaining at least 4 life per turn could change the game. Did I hear someone say Invisible Stalker? Sounds like a good idea to me.
I'll see if I can make a human deck and put this, Sharpened Pitchfork and Silver-inlaid Dagger on an Unruly Mob, just for flavor.
hatchc2
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
invisible stalker is the obvious choice, I put that and a bonds of faith on mine after getting the boost from an elder cathar and...heck yes, I'll take eight if you drop eight.
BastianQoU
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Without equipped to a human, it's a Greatsword.
Equipped to one, it's 2/3 of Loxodon Warhammer, and edging on LW's brokenness.

Pre-release, i went up against someone running a very similar deck to mine, the match he won was due to getting this out early. He finished it with 56 life..
superjohn57
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
excellent card for beginers starting with inistrad expecially since there are lots of humans this card is so good :P and for only 3 mana life link is a added bonus :D
MisterAction
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Of course it gives lifelink! If a human chops off a limb with one of these, they'll cook it up real nice for you. But if a zombie does, you're not going to want to eat that.
JenBroness
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Equipped creature goes where he pleases!

Equipped creature say his own name a lot, or else he forget!
atemu1234
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I always think it should also say: If equipped to a Zombie, it gets an additional +1/+0
Eddie_Antilles
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Possibly a bit slow for a fast Human deck, but the lifelink and power boost are both quite nice. A poor man's Loxodon Warhammer (without the Trample...)

I definitely agree with the whole Blighted Agent or Invisible Stalker idea though.

3/5
Adam_the_Mentat
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@Paladin85:

I think the Flavor that WOTC was going for was: in the hands of a human, they would use the cleaver for either offense, or, as a butcher's cleaver. A Butcher butchers meats and then people eat said meatstuffs. Usually, eating something gives you energy, or vitality... thus life. If the Butcher's Cleaver were in the hands of a werewolf or zombie, or Cephalid, then they probably aren't carefully carving up things for a dinner banquet-- they are gunning to cave in your face with it, and then move onto the next cleaverable enemy.
Equinox523
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Know what happens when too many of these are distributed? Cleaver Riot. Come to think of it, a creature equipped with this would not be bad with double strike...