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Barony Vampire

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Barony Vampire

Comments (42)

ICEFANG13
★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0) (4 votes)
(Black Flavor) Zombies>Vampires (Black Power) Vampires>Zombies
Sad fact
dudecow
★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0) (4 votes)
"A Warpath Ghoul by any other name is still a Warpath Ghoul"-Louis Scott-Vargas
HairlessThoctar
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0) (5 votes)
Between this and Elixir of Immortality, methinks they may return to Ulgrotha is some form?

But, you know, with playable cards?
JoeVector
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0) (12 votes)
GTFO vampires. Zombies are way cooler.
whoiam
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (2 votes)
I've given 3 stars for the great art. Elf Vampire looks cool but why have you wasted so good art for crap?
IshubarashI
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0) (5 votes)
I'd give this a 5/5 if I was rating on art alone. But I'm not.
Bulhakas
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (3 votes)
I guess this means that we won't be seeing much of Scathe Zombies anymore. Har har har!
vadaaaa
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (3 votes)
no ability for a vampire
JWolps
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (2 votes)
But, JoeVector, Zombies don't sparkle. T_T
Wratharrow
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (3 votes)
oh cool. a vanilla vampire. there's something you dont see every expansion.
Serberus_08
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (3 votes)
they dropped nocturnes for this?????? :P
Ulamog
★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0) (4 votes)
Good art.
Paleopaladin
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (3 votes)
IshubarashI - 5/5 on your comment. This card and Captivating Vampire should swap art.

This card is a fun vanilla common. No, I don't expect to win at constructed play using a deck with four of these. 2.5/5
EternalLurker
★☆☆☆☆ (1.2/5.0) (2 votes)
Argh. Stupid flavor text. It's "weren't", not "wasn't". Lack of any understanding of the basics of the English language is why the wording of Magic cards is so awkward.
persecutor
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (3 votes)
It's an aggresive filler in limited. 2/5
Test-Subject_217601
★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0) (3 votes)
It's Warpath Ghouls except it's a vampire.
Cheza
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.6/5.0) (9 votes)
R&D please stop the stupidness with color differences in P/T ratings for creatures. EVERY color has creatures and NO color should have better/weaker ones. So if green has a 3/3 for cmc3, any other color should get the same stats as well.

If you want green to be focused more on creatures than on control, the green player should get shroud to force opponents to win with creatures instead and in addition, green should get other boni focused on creatures.
A3Kitsune
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (6 votes)
Eh. Good flavor, as she is obviously a subject of Baron Sengir, fills in a slot in the vampire-themed 2011 preconstructed deck, late pick in draft, or mid pick if you grab the Vampire Lord. She's not great, but she fills her roles in the set.

Edit: No, Cheza. Just no. The power/toughness for CMC differences between the colors is part of what makes the colors different, and keeping the colors different keeps Magic fun. Green is the only color that should get a 3/3 vanilla for CMC 3. 3/2 is what black gets for CMC 3, and that's how it should be.

As I said, she's not great, but she fills her roles in the set.
murdershot21
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (5 votes)
dat ass
Selez
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (7 votes)
On constructed: No. It'll simply never make it. Don't waste your time complaining.
On limited: Black has probably the highest percentage of playable commons in M11 (along with red and white), and this card is no exception. A 3/2 for three is an incredible deal. Overlook the fact that it dies to grizzly bears for a second and observe how well this card races opponents.
Miscellaneous: I think that the reason behind people's frustrations with this card is that vanilla vampires make a lot less sense than vanilla zombies; vamps can suck blood and should have something flavorful to represent that, whereas zombies blindly whack their opponents (and sometimes eat brains).
bagilis
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (1 vote)
always interesting in draft themed
dragonking987
★☆☆☆☆ (1.0/5.0) (1 vote)
great art and text to bad the card sucks.
Diachronos
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (8 votes)
They should've swapped the artwork on Barony Vampire with the one on Captivating Vampire.

Not a bad card, and not too hard to wedge into a multicolor deck since it's 2B, but I'd much rather take one of the other 3cmc Vamps.
Sironos
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.8/5.0) (2 votes)
Vanilla vamp? There should be no such thing, the entire point of vamps is their bloodsucking that should be represented in some ability, shame on you wizards.
ffang
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Strictly worse than Nirkana Cutthroat
gongshowninja
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (6 votes)
Nice art, sexy with a certain mystique to it.
Imperialstonedragon
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
only for drafts or urgers, nice art, shoud ve been on better crit
Xylarxcode
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
I'd play em just for the flavor.
DysprosiumJudas
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (7 votes)
On this card, when people comment "Good art!", read it as: "Thanks for the ass, Wizards!"
Chess_76
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
I don't care how playable it is, the flavour text is awesome.
armogohma
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (5 votes)
Am I the only one that likes the art just because of the cape? I expected more comments on the cape.
andyman17
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (1 vote)
hmm barony vampire or vampire nighthawk
GengilOrbios
★☆☆☆☆ (1.5/5.0) (1 vote)
card is bad, artwork is sexy
Zoah
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (3 votes)
Wow... There are no vanilla 3/3 three costs that aren't green. There are a few artifact creatures, that are strictly better, ignoring types... But the only card that is a 3/3 for three, in any other color, without some disadvantage... Or massive color weight.... was Transcendent Master
Huh, I never knew that.
Goatllama
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Get your Scissors Lizard to cut that flimsy little back-strap, et vóila!
Voldrin
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (2 votes)
Personally, I'd rather run Vampire Nighthawk.
The_AC
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (6 votes)
Art Director: "Give her a cape, and make those butt-dimples show."
Artist "Well, both of those..."
Art Director: "Use the wind!"
Artist: "Ah, got it."
Baal_Planeswalker
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (1 vote)
I like the art as a whole, but the moon looks cool.
HedronMyr
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (2 votes)
@GoatLlama

Why stop there? The fabric on her right hip looks pretty lizard friendly too. :P
asskicker123456789
★☆☆☆☆ (1.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Poor Sun dweller Indeed... oh, well, I'm Thirsty!!!!
Ferlord
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Heartless Summoning turns this into a Elite Vanguard.

Then Enslow won't have to worry about losing that beauty pageant.
webrru
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@EternalLurker

"wasn't" IS CORRECT!
..."you might have survived" is CLEARLY past tense, NOT subjunctive!, therefore wasn't must also be past tense.

Had the flavor read ... "you might survive", "weren't would be correct.

J. D. Webster (The dictionary is a family document.)