Scissors Lizard

ttian 2009-03-24

★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (8 votes)

don't run with scissors

Wump 2009-07-02

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.6/5.0) (9 votes)

the only redeeming factor is the bad pun

ScissorsLizard 2010-02-27

★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (8 votes)

My dear namesake. I like the bad pun.

TreeTrunkMaster 2010-03-19

★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (6 votes)

Also see:
Rock Lobster
Paper Tiger

Gene42 2010-12-16

★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (4 votes)

Its this cards fault they dont have a rock-paper-scissors-lizard-spock cycle in unhinged

Aun 2011-01-03

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (4 votes)

The flavor text is just SO hilarious...

Shinigami-2099 2011-03-15

★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (2 votes)

great :)

Wizard-of-the-Toast 2011-10-04

★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (5 votes)

I apologise in advance but I thought I'd cut in and point out that based on its rating this is a cut above it's rivals. I guess that's down to the sharp wit of the flavor text, although I don't get it; the writers should have been blunter.
Sorry but I couldn't handle these puns trapped in my head and I had to share! It won't happen again.

Baconradar 2011-11-04

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)

4/3 for 4 colourless is also actually very good.

Salient 2012-01-20

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)

Elvish Impersonators would beat the Scissors Lizard's shear power 22% of the time, if not for Fowl Play.

thevegetable 2013-08-20

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

wow. wait to evolve, heather hudson!

Trygon_Predator 2013-10-22

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Edgy flavor text.

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