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Lightning Axe

Multiverse ID: 113567

Lightning Axe

Comments (40)

Chrisrawr
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (7 votes)
Great in Madness decks.
Silverware
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.8/5.0) (4 votes)
Awesome for the cost. Though it really shines when you use it on your own creatures that lashout at your opponents as they hit the graveyard.
Vinifera7
★☆☆☆☆ (1.5/5.0) (5 votes)
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar
BDragon123
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (5 votes)
Yeah, the name on the flavor text is kind of retarded. But this card is seriously a cornerstone in my madness/hellbent deck. 5 damage for 1 mana AND I get to discard a card? HELL YEAH. In other decks, Lightning Bolt is significantly better, but in a madness/hellbent? NO burn card can beat this. HANDS DOWN the BEST. For madness/hellbent.
Omniance
★☆☆☆☆ (1.5/5.0) (3 votes)
The flavor text seems to be a reference to Sauté, which is kinda weird since it's an unglued card. Then again, all of time spiral was kinda weird so...
Bouchart
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (8 votes)
The flavor text is a reference to Granite Gargoyle.
psyklone
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (3 votes)
Also very good for decks with threshold.
Play this. Discard a card with madness and play that. 2 cards in the graveyard for what, 2 mana? and 2 great abilities.
Eved
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (6 votes)
@BDragon123 : I don't see how this is hands down better then Lightning Bolt when Lightning Bolt can still do damage directly to your opponent, or you yourself.

Great card for Hellbent, Madness, Threshold, and Reanitmate decks.
Ace8792
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (1 vote)
Death to All with this card but only creatures.
Tommy9898
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (6 votes)
Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar should be made into a real life planeswalker card. I'm thinking black red.
Etregan
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (2 votes)
I really like this card in my Hellbent deck to clear my path. Goes well with Traitor's Clutch.
voodoolime
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (8 votes)
Lightning Axe + Fiery Temper = 8 semi-divisible damage for RR. Thank you and have a nice day!!
izzet_guild_mage
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (3 votes)
As has been stated, it's one hell of a madness enabler. Great card, all said.
Hibron
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (5 votes)
HAHAHAHAHA!!! Die Baneslayer! Die!
achilleselbow
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (5 votes)
Nah, it's not a reference to unglued, it's in the flavor text of a couple of cards from the first core sets, like Granite Gargoyle. Those were the days when Magic really didn't have a well-defined universe or storyline.
SethLarz
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)
This card and Basking Rootwalla go well together. fun little combo, not ridiculous, but very cost effective at one red mana for 5 dmg creature kill and a free 1/1 that can be pumped.
dberry02
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (13 votes)
"Catch!"
Kamidii
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (2 votes)
madness red cards.
divine_exodus
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (6 votes)
The art is SO much better than lava axe.
Test-Subject_217601
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (6 votes)
Suck it Baneslayer.
DacenOctavio
★☆☆☆☆ (1.8/5.0) (2 votes)
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Let's see. . . this, or Combust!?
land_comment
★★★☆☆ (3.3/5.0) (3 votes)
"Catch!"
Polychromatic
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (6 votes)
I don't know why I spent so much time memorizing Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdicar's name.
Shadoflaam
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Wait, Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdicar? He's from Unhinged! Saute
GrimjawxRULES
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (2 votes)
I dare someone to say "Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar" fluently without reading it.

(@Polychromatic: If what you're saying is true, I honestly think you deserve some kind of prize)
Gabriel422
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
One of the best Madness / Hellbent / Reanimator / Haakon enablers.
deadeye1387
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Ridiculous mana cost. I'd just keep a couple of useless cards around. And dberry02, that would be Lava Axe from M10.
sarroth
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Add to a Pyromancer Ascension deck? Although those builds are have so many tools already, this thing dumps a card in your graveyard before it's even cast, should you choose that option. You can ditch on Lightning Axe to the cost for another, and the discarded axe will be in the graveyard before the one you're casting is considered cast, giving you a counter on your ascension, and one step closer to taking out two Baneslayer Angels.
LordRandomness
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Dark Withering is a great card to pitch to this. For {R}{B} you probably get the equivalent of two Terminates early game (it's unlikely that both the creatures you want to take out are resistant to one of the spells unless your opponent is mono-black, although allowing regeneration is unfortunate), and if you're running hellbent it helps empty your hand in the meantime.
mmertk
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Why not Chandra's Phoenix? You'll probably get it back tho.
DlCK
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
For maximum use, discard Fiery Temper. 2 mana, 8 damage.
Ideatog
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Throw it at a Stuffy Doll? Now it can target players!
Earthdawn
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Pitch a Rite of Flame
Missile_Penguin
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Nearly every single card in Time Spiral was a throwback to at least one previously printed card.

This card references Lava Axe only it deals damage to creatures instead of players. It's drawback can actually work in your favor thanks to all the Madness cards in Time Spiral.
lilwolf2005
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Asmoranamoricadaistinaculdacar should be printed as a planeswalker. That would be epic. Lol
In regards to the actual card, this can potentially take out a baneslayer angel for one mana and the discard "drawback" can fuel my deck even more? Sign me up.
TheWrathofShane
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This card only fits into certain decktypes, but is incredibly powerful in those decks.
Salient
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
"It's supercalifragilisticexpialiroasteous."
--Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdicar
skorpionrazor
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
NIGHTWOLF wins. FATALITY.
N03y3D33R
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Easily ruins somones day when they reanimate Kaervek on T2. Yeah, I'll take 1 measly damage to kill your Legend from hell. Also, Anger is now in my graveyard so Ill just drop this Kird Ape right here...

This is seriously one of the best "creature only" burn spells red has to offer simply because of how relevent it stays even in late game and how lax the downside is.
EvilDarkVoid
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This card is also referencing Granite Gargoyle in the flavor text.