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Forest Bear

Multiverse ID: 10505

Forest Bear

Comments (32)

SavageBrain89
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (5 votes)
I don't think that idiom applies to the bear however.
Theostratus
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (9 votes)
Only you can prevent forest fires.
GradiustheFox
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (14 votes)
Nonsensical flavor text a sad fox doth make. Whoever created this proverb has never seen a bear rip into a salmon before. As for 'what it looks like the bear is doing', my first thought was making a wicked save in Bear Soccer.
faisjdas
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (14 votes)
Don't taze me bro!
EvilCleavage
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0) (5 votes)
Here's another grizzly bear hiding over here in Portal Three kingdoms! I swear there are like 6 diff. versions
Wudikind
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (6 votes)
Strictly better than Storm Crow.
Horsemanship
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (15 votes)
Regarding the flavor text:

If I pay the Entwine cost, I can.
cdela12345
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (4 votes)
Hey you! Stick 'em up!
boneclub
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Looking at the artwork, one word comes to mind:
RAWR.
Kryptnyt
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (14 votes)
Why would anyone want fish paws anyway? >.>
KarelKiller
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (12 votes)
"Please, don't shoot!"
Stray_Dog
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (6 votes)
Hi fives!
frommerman
★★★☆☆ (3.3/5.0) (5 votes)
Yo, dawg! I heard you like bears so I put a bear on your bear art so you can bear a bear when you play forest bear.
EnV
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (5 votes)
He wants a hug=)
Superllama12
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (7 votes)
Looks like he is plastered against a glass wall from being catapulted by a Catapult Master
drebhan
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.6/5.0) (5 votes)
OMG PEDOBEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!
GracefulInferno
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (15 votes)
I think I saw this guy attempting to start a wave at the last Bruins game.
Salient
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (6 votes)
God, just think, if they had accidentally printed his type as "Creature -- Forest Bear" then he'd be a Bear Land Creature with "Tap: Add Green to your mana pool" that you could tutor into play with Misty Rainforest.

So. close.
Totema
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Come at me, bro.
Shadoflaam
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (4 votes)
I THROW MY HANDS UP IN THE AIR SOMETIMES SINGIN AYYYYOOOO...
chainsmoker
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@boneclub - LOL, the flavor text should be Rawr!
thewalkingdead
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (9 votes)
FREEZE BEAR, WE'VE GOT YOU SURROUNDED! PUT YOUR HANDS UP OR WE'LL SHOOT!
Continue
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Haha, he looks like Medved. "PREVED!"
JaceIsAwesome
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
NOT ANOTHER VANILLA BEAR!?

Try Fire Dragon and Swamp Mosquito to see the 2 other cards with the best names ever.
Kirbster
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Wasn't that a split card? Fish/Bear Paws?
The_USAgent
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
"THROW YOUR HANDS IN DA AIR"
- Rave Bear
Overbus
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
"Pass it back!"
thevegetable
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
this art cements my theory that the reason bears in magic are so lame is that there actually aren't any: they're all just guys in bear suits. just wait til the bearos block comes out and we'll see some cool, real bears
Wulfsten
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
I can't stop laughing at the art for this card.
Guest392185251
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
If I have a Magic themed restaurant, fish and bear claws (the pastry) will both be on the menu. But I will refuse to serve them to the same table.