Knight of the Hokey Pokey

shapelyman 2009-08-23

★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (4 votes)

Very fun.

Snaxme 2009-12-26

★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (3 votes)

*does the Hokey Pokey*

PainfulTears 2010-01-26

★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (4 votes)

Funny, and good card, lol

achilleselbow 2010-04-22

★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (10 votes)

I think in most cases I'd just let the Knight die.

Ichorix 2010-06-27

★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (4 votes)

This is would actually be an extremely powerful card in competitive play. 2 for a 2/2 first strike is on par with White Knight, and the damage prevention ability is arguably superior to White Knight's protection from black.

Test-Subject_217601 2010-08-27

★★★★☆ (5.0/5.0) (11 votes)

5/5 for having reminder text on how to do the Hokey Pokey.

arkmidget 2010-09-01

★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (2 votes)

best card ever, perfect for defending your self and making a to serious competition more light hearted ^^

Daikoru 2010-09-18

★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (4 votes)

@arkmidget:
Serious competition in Unglued? Have you lost your mind? D:

Danveldo 2010-09-25

★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (4 votes)

I suddenly have a strange urge to do an Un/Limited event xD

I would 1st pick Knight of the Hokey Pokey

divine_exodus 2010-11-08

★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (2 votes)

Reminder text??? What is this world coming too?

Guest1060761393 2011-02-20

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (9 votes)

Shivan Meteor... Apparently, doing the Hokey Pokey grants you invincibility from a meteor strike.

Garfunculus 2011-03-03

★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (2 votes)

Well, it looks like the Hokey Pokey really is what it's all about.

keiyakins 2011-03-25

★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (3 votes)

The reminder text is wrong. The song is "you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself about", The turning around is separate from the Hokey Pokey.

Crag-Hack 2011-06-20

★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (6 votes)

What if I mindslavered my opponent who had this card and mox lotus in play? Could I force him to do the hokey pokey for ever? :D

Kryptnyt 2011-07-28

★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (2 votes)

My friend Steve would be all about "Knight of the Worm." Six years ago, anyway.

Moleland 2011-08-09

★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0) (1 vote)

@Crag-Hack

Sort of. He would be force to until he conceeded. :p

Richochet_Shaman 2011-08-11

★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (2 votes)

"Shivan Meteor... Apparently, doing the Hokey Pokey grants you invincibility from a meteor strike. "

If I read this card correctly too, it'll also work against plague zombies. ::sighs deeply and smiles:: we're gonna survive the zombiepocalypse...we're all gonna be okay.

Axelle 2012-02-21

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Very efficient card. Basically has psuedo-regenerate and first strike on a 2/2 body for White

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Binaro 2012-03-10

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (4 votes)

I can totally imagine this knight doing the Hokey Pokey while being sent Into the Maw of Hell and being Lightning Bolted and being ran over by a Nova Chaser and still somehow alive and well.

Tiggurix 2012-05-28

★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (1 vote)

"...well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot(/Unglued). Tis' a silly place."

-King Arthur, King of the Britons

mtg777 2013-01-02

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

My favorite par tis that they give rules text on how to do the hokey-pokey.

GreenMunchkin 2013-06-02

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

If allowed, this might be one of the best Pauper Cube cards ever. Thank the Obzedat my play group is lenient ^_^. So powerful for 2 mana.

Also, yes, the reminder text is the best part.

xSquirrelzx 2013-07-01

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Why cant we have this ability in standard! :D I would much prefer to see a room with people doing the Hokey Pokey than people sitting there all cheesy with an indestructible creature at the local FNM. :D

WE NEED A KNIGHT OF THE HARLEM SHAKE!!!

mrchuckmorris 2013-09-02

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

So this is what the Knight of the Holy Nimbus was doing back in Time Spiral to auto-regen himself, eh? XD

What's the equivalent of KotHN's "Opponent pays 2 to prevent regeneration" ability? Punching the hokey-pokey-er in the face?

Cyberium 2013-09-14

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

@Crag-Hack

I love your evil genius.

OstravaBoletaria 2014-01-23

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

BEST. CARD. EVER.

Also, Axelle, who cares about how good it is? it lets you do the freaking hokey pokey.

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