Then he played Soul's Fire on Omnath and pointed it at my mom.
Since my mom had helped me earlier, I had made a truce with her and, as part of the deal, , I had to try to protect her
I also knew that she had a hand full of burn and, if I couldn't save her, might send it at me, and I was only at 5.
My dad was at 19, so I knew it was pretty unlikely she'd be able to kill him with whatever burn she had, but she could probably kill me.
I had an Urza's Armor, but of course that wouldn't really stop anywhere near enough of the 50+ damage coming at me.
So, hoping to flip over some kind of counterspell, I played, appropriately enough, a Frantic Search and flipped this over. Then my mom got scared and said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket. I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass. Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like? Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, bourgeois and all that Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat? I don't think so I'll see when I get there I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out I ain't trying to get arrested yet I just got here I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I can say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
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★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Ahahahahahahahahahahaha!!! ClockworkSwordfish, you win the "Most Epic Post" prize...
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I was playing with my family and my dad had an Omnath, Locus of Mana combo on the field (Patron of the Orochi and Awakening), so he had a stupid amount of mana.
Then he played Soul's Fire on Omnath and pointed it at my mom.
Since my mom had helped me earlier, I had made a truce with her and, as part of the deal, , I had to try to protect her
I also knew that she had a hand full of burn and, if I couldn't save her, might send it at me, and I was only at 5.
My dad was at 19, so I knew it was pretty unlikely she'd be able to kill him with whatever burn she had, but she could probably kill me.
I had an Urza's Armor, but of course that wouldn't really stop anywhere near enough of the 50+ damage coming at me.
So, hoping to flip over some kind of counterspell, I played, appropriately enough, a Frantic Search and flipped this over. Then my mom got scared and said 'You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air'
I begged and pleaded with her day after day
But she packed my suitcase and send me on my way
She gave me a kiss and then she gave me my ticket.
I put my walkman on and said, 'I might as well kick it'.
First class, yo this is bad
Drinking orange juice out of a champagne glass.
Is this what the people of Bel-Air Living like?
Hmmmmm this might be alright.
But wait I hear there're prissy, bourgeois and all that
Is this the type of place that they should send this cool cat?
I don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared for the prince of Bel-Air
Well, the plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude who looked like a cop standing there with my name out
I ain't trying to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness like lightning, disappeared
I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I can say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah forget it' - 'Yo homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
ClockworkSwordfish, you win the "Most Epic Post" prize...
5/5 to your post...
10/10, well played