Pointed Discussion

Dies easy, and deals damage to you. Not a good partner huh?

This is at the same time the lowest- and highest-cost card I've seen. If you play this on turn one and don't draw lands or mana accel every single turn, you will probably lose the game. Therefore, it's not worth playing.

Should make a casual deck with Lifelink...

Hmm...Spirit Link/Lifelink and Seeker of Skybreak or Instill Energy?

This is a typical card for Bazaar Trader. ;-)

Play with Braids of Fire, let it grow huge enough, then send it to your opponent with Bazaar Trader.

If you're worried about being consumed alive by your own Primordial Ooze just be sure you have a worthwile sacrifice outlet available, such as a suspended Greater Gargadon or if you're running {B} you could Doom Blade it. Sticking in monored though, I would use something like Fling since it fits in with the aggressive playstyle and allows you to potentially deal the finishing blow whilst getting rid of what is likely the largest threat for you (and your opponent)

Innocent Blood or Bone Splinters are some other options.
Also, this guy cleaned my clock in Bad Cards Draft - opponent's top 10 cards were this, Hornet Sting, and Sonic Seizure, so he played the Ooze turn 1. He had no sac outlets. If only I had drawn my Narwhal...

Braid of Fire

Although it's not worth it; for two cards, there are better ways of getting a constantly-growing creature.

Zedruu has a new favorite party-favor.