I feel like Wizards is printing all of these bad cards to make us appreciate other sets like Innistrad more. Not once have I heard someone say, "Innistrad was a great set!" as much as people do for Rise of the Eldrazi, or Urza's Saga.
But now, I'm expecting people to say things like, "Ahh... I remember when I could play an indefinite kill spell on flyers... those were the good old days..."
Majinkajisan
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Maybe if you try really hard you can work in a Treacherous Link?
Tiggurix
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Considering that green has Plummet, I don't really understand why this card was released...
Dabok
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
If this were in Innistrad, it would've been 13 damage.
Eternal_Blue
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
For some reason I'm a sucker for drafting Plummet whenever I play green. And then inevitably it will sit in my hand the entire game as I wait for my opponent to play a flyer that never comes. And this card costs more and theoretically kills less creatures. I'm going to have to pass on this card. I hear some people use a sideboard though and that's where this card will find its place.
I ran the flavor text through Bad Translator and it became "Wow, Peter Buck. Muscle weakness."
TowerDefender
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
In Theros Límited this is one of the only answers that Green/White decks have to the menace of Stormbreath Dragon which has Protection from White, at least hold on to these for sideboarding. This card can even kill a Stormbreath that is Monstruous!
NoobOfLore
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
The function of this card is subpar compared to others like plummet (which, frankly, was undercosted), but what I really like about it is the flavor. Don't shoot it with a leaf. Don't banish it from the universe. Don't distract it or placate it. Don't launch a giant stick at it. Don't strike it with lightning, or slit its throat, or melt its bones, or implode it's skull. Don't catch it with a net, or jab it with a poison dart, or even catch it in a giant spider web. Buffet it with winds so violent that even exceptionally bulky dragons are rent asunder.
Sometimes a (high) number just feels more powerful than an absolute effect, and isn't feeling powerful essential to the appeal of magic?
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That's it. Would be great if Plummet wasn't a card.
I feel like Wizards is printing all of these bad cards to make us appreciate other sets like Innistrad more. Not once have I heard someone say, "Innistrad was a great set!" as much as people do for Rise of the Eldrazi, or Urza's Saga.
But now, I'm expecting people to say things like, "Ahh... I remember when I could play an indefinite kill spell on flyers... those were the good old days..."
Sometimes a (high) number just feels more powerful than an absolute effect, and isn't feeling powerful essential to the appeal of magic?
... Trigger.