And I like to imagine that Hira, Street Oracle is either the lady on Magma Jet or actually a Flamespeaker Adept. Whatever the case, I haven't chuckled at a piece of sarcastic flavor text like this since the days of Jaya Ballard.
Target any of those and laugh. Great sideboard card against control or ramp, or really any deck that runs shocks in spades. 5/5
Purplerooster
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Best way to un-Chain a dude from the Rocks.
Majinkajisan
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
No one is impressed with 3 cmc land destruction? This is supposed to be special, or something.
A3Kitsune
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This is the only card of it's cycle that combos with Trait Doctoring (because you can use the Doctoring to change the land type on a land's type line).
Goatllama
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Oh f*** off. This is just throwing it in the face of mono red land destruction. The first aggressively costed land destruction card only targets mountains. And shocklands, of course. That's good, at least.
Continue
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Compare Cryoclasm. This hits only one basic land type instead of two, but shines in the mirror match.
dont you dare use chained to the rocks. ill blow that mountain up along with it.
Kulnaro
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@M.Txabarria How did your Stormbreath Dragon get Chained to the Rocks? It has protection from white.
M.Txabarria
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
This card is the best answer of Red Decks in standard to Chained To The Rocks. It destroys the mountain that was enchanted by Chained To The Rocks, -1 mana for you. Destroys the enchantment, things that Red Decks hardly does. -1 enchantment for you. It deals 3 damage to the land+enchantment owner and returns my exiled creature (Strombreath Dragon) to the battlefield. I want 4 on my EVIL sideboard please. 3:) 3:D
@Kulnaro Because my Stormbreath Dragon was target of the turn half of Turn / Burn, so it's protection from White disappeared. but I got your intention Evil guy
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Anyway, very cool sidegrade of Stone Rain, and devastating with Blood Moon.
Put it in your Blood Moon deck and rejoice with me.
And I like to imagine that Hira, Street Oracle is either the lady on Magma Jet or actually a Flamespeaker Adept. Whatever the case, I haven't chuckled at a piece of sarcastic flavor text like this since the days of Jaya Ballard.
Sacred Foundry
Stomping Ground
Blood Crypt
Target any of those and laugh. Great sideboard card against control or ramp, or really any deck that runs shocks in spades.
5/5
Blow up the entire mountain!
...creature survives, Like a boss!
How did your Stormbreath Dragon get Chained to the Rocks? It has protection from white.
It destroys the mountain that was enchanted by Chained To The Rocks, -1 mana for you.
Destroys the enchantment, things that Red Decks hardly does. -1 enchantment for you.
It deals 3 damage to the land+enchantment owner and returns my exiled creature (Strombreath Dragon) to the battlefield.
I want 4 on my EVIL sideboard please. 3:) 3:D
@Kulnaro
Because my Stormbreath Dragon was target of the turn half of Turn / Burn, so it's protection from White disappeared.
but I got your intention Evil guy