If he attacks and is unblocked, he's only hitting your opponent for 2. Your opponent also gains 2 life if you regenerate him and he's untapped. All this for the handy discount price of... 5 mana. Wowee.
Carnophage_4ever
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0)(5 votes)
This is just plain terrible. Practically a 2/2 for 5. One can think of Donate, but you can do better things with it with your 5 mana, even less...
Bluntly, this card goes in the same garbage bin as Wood Elemental
Kryptnyt
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(4 votes)
Awesome art though. Just check out that background. Would be cool reprinted as an uncommon, with "loses" replacing "gains"
Imperialstonedragon
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
yes the background is the only nice thing
Shadoflaam
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
This is s hit, Luigi EDIT: Oh. My. God. This is (as of 5/11/2011 and according to community ratings), with a rating of 0.650, the WORST CARD EVER MADE IN THE ENTIRE GAME OF M:TG. Wow. Very well done. Close runner ups, with 0.680 and 0.690, respectively: Bog Hoodlums and Numai Outcast. Only Homelands and Kamigawa cards come close to being less than 0.7 otherwise. Congrats.
Nagoragama
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Really cool art, but the card is terrible.
TPmanW
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
1 for the art, feeling generous today.
Speednat
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Update: Version 1 is still the worst rated card, with Viashino Skeleton in second, and in third--Razor Boomerang. If you average the two versions it's a mere 17th.
DrMavortium
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Pyroclasm... or one of those deal x damage to each creature and each player spells or abilities... A cruddy substitute while you look for that fourth Stuffy Doll...
Lord_of_phyrexia
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This card is terrible. That's it, just terrible.
MichaelJHuman
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Not strictly worse than Giant ***roach. But I would play the ***roach before this.
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Bluntly, this card goes in the same garbage bin as Wood Elemental
Would be cool reprinted as an uncommon, with "loses" replacing "gains"
EDIT: Oh. My. God. This is (as of 5/11/2011 and according to community ratings), with a rating of 0.650, the WORST CARD EVER MADE IN THE ENTIRE GAME OF M:TG. Wow. Very well done. Close runner ups, with 0.680 and 0.690, respectively: Bog Hoodlums and Numai Outcast. Only Homelands and Kamigawa cards come close to being less than 0.7 otherwise. Congrats.