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Animate Wall

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Animate Wall

Comments (15)

Bouchart
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Animate Wall wasn't bad with Illusionary Wall.
Weretarrasque
★☆☆☆☆ (1.8/5.0) (3 votes)
Heh, with Defender, fewer and fewer cards with it are actually walls. Therefore, this is mostly useless.
........
Then again, it was useless to begin with, since most walls have 0 power.
NARFNra
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (8 votes)
Gotta love how p**sed the wall looks here.
Radagast
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Back in the days of Revised, I saved up my money (since I was still in high school) and bought a couple of booster packs. I dreamed of geting Shivan Dragons and Forces of Nature... and, instead, in the span of 2 weeks I got 2 Animate Walls. I was not happy, and I still don't like this card to this day.
Smauls
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
That wall cracks me up. It's like he just popped out of the woods all Jeepers Creepers-like, haha.
Kryptnyt
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (5 votes)
It's the Whomp King from Super Mario 64.
face-fister
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)
That's the wall that the kool-aid man tried to bust through. failed. and now is running for his delicious strawberry-kiwi stuffed life.
Mode
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
"Animate Wall wasn't bad with Illusionary Wall."
@Bouchart: Then again that and Wall of Razors was about the only wall that was really worth combining with that.

Most of the time you were just like "Hurr durr, my zero power wall can attack now!"
(Which actually seemed to be the main idea behind this card when they first printed it in Alpha;
when we just forget about Wall of Swords and the pumpable walls for a second :P)
axiobeta
★☆☆☆☆ (1.8/5.0) (6 votes)
"Bro, go and attack stuff. You animated and sh*t bro"
"B*tch why you animating me fo? I got these bullsh*t stubby *ss arms and my f*cking head is flat as f*ck b*tch. Sh*tt."
"Motherf*cker you can't talk to me like some motherf*ckin noble *ss wall *ss motherf*cker"
"B*tch imma f*ck you up motherf*ckin' ho *ss b*tch. Sh*t. I'm made of motherf*ckin brick n****. F*** yo god d*** s*** a*** face and f*** yo m************ grandmother. ******* **** ******."
ultratog1028
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
How this is worded currently, If a Tribal permanent-Wall were to exist, this would be able to enchant it whether it was a creature or not.
steinburger1109
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
Use with Cinder Wall for a turn 2 3/3
BlueBodies
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Anything that could go wrong with this art apparently did.