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Hilarious card. And the flavor text is great as well, randomness at its best.
That one from Wall of Caltrops would also have suited nicely for sure.

Combine that card with Censorship for ultimate pain.

it should be permanents instead of creatures, that way when Ow deals damage to that player, they still have to say 'Ow' or else take another damage.

Ow + Censorship + Opalescence

See mouth to mouth's flavor text.

Lol if you have four of these, players have to say "ow" 16 times every time they take damage from a creature.

@ MarlinFlake, the four enchantments trigger separately :)

cccccc-combo
opalescence+echo mage fully leveled+kicked rite of replication+ reverberate
You now have 20 of these on the field that are all creatures
you attack with them all
your opponent has to say ow 8000 times since for each creature that does damage they have to say ow 20 times per creature per ow
thats 20^3
your opponent is dead or is saying ow for the next 3 hours.
oh and if any damage actually gets through to you you have to say ow 400 times per creature

oh and marlin they each trigger separately so for each ow in play they have to say it basically the number of ows in play squared so heres a basic table
WHERE X IS THE NUMBER OF OWS IN PLAY AND Y IS THE NUMBER OF OWS SAID
X Y
2=4
3=9
4=16
5=25
6=36
7=49
formula is x^2=y
is that easily understood for you marlin?

The card is great, but it's the flavor text that gives it 5 stars