Or ok.
Or Ouch! and combine it with the card Ouch!
Saha
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(3 votes)
Say Gotcha
holgir
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0)(5 votes)
I have tried to analyze if this card could be useful under certain circumstances. My final assumption is 'yes', you could name 'assassin' to destroy the classic black deck. I think this whole censorship is kind of funny: If an innocent kid doesn't know about abusive words, it will know for sure as soon as it tries out the Gatherer. :-O
Mode
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0)(9 votes)
If you ever wondered what artwork is shown on Censorship, take a close look at Keeper of the Mind. The article "Censorship Uncensored" explains further details: http://www.wizards.com/Magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtgcom/arcana/631
By the way, "Ow" is the word of choice for Johnny players. Real Un-players will certainly have this card at least in their side decks against "Gotcha!" cards too if they plan on talking unfettered.
Adieu
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0)(5 votes)
Duh! BLOCK, ATTACK, or CAST... depends on what you have out and what you are playing. REALLY hilarious if you're playing blue/red or something like that which doesn't need to attack anyone to do damage and interrupt everything.
Is it a cheez burger?
Is it a cheez burger now?
Wat about now?
Kirbster
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0)(6 votes)
2 CENSORED damage?! That's the worst kind!
helluin
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0)(4 votes)
You can't say document here. Or cucumber. What a frightful circumstance.
Exclaimer999
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
the word the?...
Most frequently used word in the world.
jsttu
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Play loose lips, naming a word 8 times as the sentence, then play this targeting the same word. Lots of fun.
Colossus_of_Darkstee
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@jsttu I'm not quite sure what your trying to say, but my suggestion is playing Loose Lips and saying the sentence "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." Trust me, its a real sentence and it's exactly 8 words long. Here, have 16 damage...
aznxknightz
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I really wonder whos crotch this belongs to.
Chamale
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(5 votes)
I'm glad they stopped censoring "assassin", so now we can link to Royal Assassin and City of Ass. However, it still blocks Cumberberstone, ***atrice, and for some reason de***ion. Why is *** offensive?
Hey, I learned how to type words like Cockatrice, cucumber, and Japan! Simply put a pair of square brackets in the censored word. So, I typed (autocard)C()ockatrice(/autocard), but with square brackets instead of round ones.
001010011100101110
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(4 votes)
Choose "Million" as the word. Then play Head to Head.
"What is the converted mana cost of that card multiplied by a thousand then multiplied by a thousand again, in the simplest form?"
"1 million...?"
"Ha! You take 2 million damage."
j_mindfingerpainter
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Wizards: I'll censor... MasterOfEtherium.
Jdrawer
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Who here hasn't played a game of MtG in complete silence?
O0oze
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
***.
JimmyNoobPlayer
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Mark Rosewater has said that making Un-cards that trigger on words was a serious mistake. The whole purpose of Un-sets is to have fun. Spikey players that care about winning will simply stop talking when cards like this are in play, drastically reducing the fun level.
Comments (20)
Or Ouch! and combine it with the card Ouch!
I think this whole censorship is kind of funny: If an innocent kid doesn't know about abusive words, it will know for sure as soon as it tries out the Gatherer. :-O
The article "Censorship Uncensored" explains further details:
http://www.wizards.com/Magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtgcom/arcana/631
By the way, "Ow" is the word of choice for Johnny players.
Real Un-players will certainly have this card at least in their side decks against "Gotcha!" cards too if they plan on talking unfettered.
Is it a cheez burger?
Is it a cheez burger now?
Wat about now?
Most frequently used word in the world.
I'm not quite sure what your trying to say, but my suggestion is playing Loose Lips and saying the sentence "Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo." Trust me, its a real sentence and it's exactly 8 words long. Here, have 16 damage...
Hey, I learned how to type words like Cockatrice, cucumber, and Japan! Simply put a pair of square brackets in the censored word. So, I typed (autocard)C()ockatrice(/autocard), but with square brackets instead of round ones.
"What is the converted mana cost of that card multiplied by a thousand then multiplied by a thousand again, in the simplest form?"
"1 million...?"
"Ha! You take 2 million damage."