Gah. Terrible card. Have you ever tried to do this? It'll die in 3 turns!
nammertime
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(5 votes)
Imagine if someone played a Paradox Haze while you had this in play?
Anyway, to avoid the drawback, you could play with Eon Hub or Gibbering Descent... not that this is actually a good card or anything.
A3Kitsune
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(3 votes)
Only Ship left in Magic. Why did WotC remove that type from the game?
Entropic_Acolyte
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0)(3 votes)
This card is awesome. One of the few Unhinged cards that actually made me laugh out loud the first time I saw it. It's art and ability are perfect.
Shadoflaam
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0)(8 votes)
Boytoat-DARN IT!
Nathreet
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
best cumulative upkeep ever
mutantman
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
The upkeep is pretty easy to handle if you can fake a good accent to mess around with the vowel sounds and make it easier to pronounce (shout-out to Bronze Calendar!). Or, alternately, extend the diphthong out for an extra syllable like "To-y-boat".
Kryptnyt
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
Thomas the Train Engine vs. Tybalt the Toy Boat! FIGHT!
Wprundv
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(2 votes)
Me: Toy Boat quickly. ;)
Condor_96
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0)(2 votes)
This is the ONE tongue twister I can never get!
penguinmage25
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0)(2 votes)
its angry
j_mindfingerpainter
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(2 votes)
@ Kryptnyt: Actually, Tibalt, the Fiend-Blooded has an I, not a Y. Oh wait, you wouldn't know that because your screen name... (bad joke)
bansheemane
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
maybe it's because english is not my maternal language, but I don't have any problems with saying this even fifteen times quickly. funny
infinight
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Use with Puca's mischief to take control of a creature with a cmc of 3 or less, while watching your opponent be forced to say Toy Boat multiple times every single turn.
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Anyway, to avoid the drawback, you could play with Eon Hub or Gibbering Descent... not that this is actually a good card or anything.
FIGHT!