If it would cost 1R, it would actually be decent, kind of like upgraded Jackal Pup.
theis999
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Needs Lifelink!
Dolorosa
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
The flavor text is right. There is absolutely no way to reason with this card. "Why??" you'll plead. "because." "But WHY??" "heh. because." There is not a single point or reason for this card to exist. It just does. Just because.
Ligerman30
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
When I got this card, I chuckled and thought to myself, what a stupid card, then threw it into a pile of cards not to use in my BR aggro deck.
-3/5 for being not only stupid, but, harmful to the user.
Ferlord
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
"Hey Hidetsugu, how's my friend doing?"
"Nicol Bolas, when I made him fight, I started bleeding profusely. I think you put a curse on him"
"Wha-pft-huh-we-what? Why would I do that? Who do you think I am, some unstoppable evil?"
TheWrathofShane
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
If it didnt have the monster drawback, it would still be bad.
.5/5
BaconOfUnrest
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I rated this a 3 after seeing http404error comment
BegleOne
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
You know it's a bad card when it fails the Donate test.
Comments (21)
Another reason to spash red for my Chimney Imp deck.
Turn 2: Bazaar Trader
Turn 3: Shinka Gatekeeper, donate it.
Turn 4: Volcano Hellion, laugh madly.
-Italian gangsta
"But WHY??"
"heh. because."
There is not a single point or reason for this card to exist. It just does. Just because.
-3/5 for being not only stupid, but, harmful to the user.
"Nicol Bolas, when I made him fight, I started bleeding profusely. I think you put a curse on him"
"Wha-pft-huh-we-what? Why would I do that? Who do you think I am, some unstoppable evil?"
.5/5