Spiteful Blow

DarthAndrew19905 2014-04-24

★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (4 votes)

The first thong ever seen in MtG.

Lady_Emelica 2014-04-24

★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (6 votes)

If you study the art closely, you'll notice that it's actually the palm of a fist and not a pair of buttocks.
A nicely bronzed, tightly clenched fist.

Stickers 2014-04-24

★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (2 votes)

I'd prefer this to sip of hemlock

SpaceMagic 2014-04-24

★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (4 votes)

"I wish for a display of your strength on the battlefield." - Thermiticles, Warrior Fool
"I wish for a brofist of divine proportions." - Herpistes, Lad of Frats
"I could use some affectionate noogying right now." - Orphestus the Lonely
"I like big butts, and I cannot lie." - King Artherius, the Average

People really need to stop asking Phenax for help. Actually, they should probably just give up their dreams altogether...

Cyberium 2014-04-24

★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (3 votes)

@DarthAndrew19905:

Clearly you haven't seen Wrath of God prior to Sixth Edition.

XepherXero 2014-04-24

★☆☆☆☆ (1.5/5.0) (1 vote)

FIST OF TEBIGONG!

HuntingDrake 2014-04-24

★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (3 votes)

@DarthAndrew19905: Or Raiding Party.

The splitting of Plague Spores into mono-red and mono-black versions is now complete!

BlakeHN 2014-04-24

★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (3 votes)

Is it wrong that I'm SO GLAD I wasn't the only one to look at this card and see the backside of someone wearing a thong?

Then I noticed all those dudes flying outwards and was like "ooooohhhhhhhh".

The_Hittite 2014-04-25

★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (1 vote)

I didn't see it until you mentioned it. Now I can't UNsee.

lordchimera 2014-04-25

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

"PHENAX SMASH!"

EvilDarkVoid 2014-04-27

★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (2 votes)

Into the Maw of Hell in black-technically better because this can take out Autochthon Wurm and giant Kreshes or hydras. Definitely should be higher rated than 2.5.

surewhynot 2014-04-30

★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (1 vote)

Dat palm...

Hunter06 2014-05-05

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Oi, the unseeing of the 'Thong-hand' is never going to happen...

This is a really slow removal spell, and very reminiscent of Into the Maw of Hell save the fact that it doesn't combo with Boros Reckoner.

3/5 Stars

RetroGamer3 2014-05-07

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

In EDH kill your Eldrazi and your Maze of Ith? Yes please.

Kryptnyt 2014-05-09

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Well that's a silly way to see this card for the first time, I saw the giant gauntlet from the get-go, but I still got a laugh out of this page

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