So, that's why there seems to be an endless supply of 2/3 Minotaurs. Kill faster aggro threats whilst pushing more damage through with your own dudes. Don't sleep on this one.
Lady_Emelica
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
Great flavortext, especially considering who said it and what happened to him shortly thereafter.
Continue
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
Rollick of Flowstone?
TheWallinator74
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
The irony...
anotherfan321
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
I always thought Flowstone Slide was kind of weird in terms of color pie, given how often it wrathed the board. But this does seem alright and the end result of casting this spell will definitely be red.
Lazenca_Seifus
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Ok, so I'm reading cards on my phone, and I thought it said Xenagos, god of rehab. Which, maybe if he had gone to rehab, Elspeth wouldn't have felt so compelled to put him down. Man, what's her problem, anyway? Does she just not like to party? Such a hater.
Goatllama
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I'm sad Xenagos is dead. He seemed fun. Elspeth ruins EVERYTHING
Cloudchaser.Kestrel
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
five out of five for the flavortext. <.< Oh it has cool abilities too?
SlushyJones
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Kills all the 2/2 Satyrs in this set, but pumps 2/3 minotaurs into 5/1s. It's pretty versatile, because it can be used to kill your opponents creatures, or pump your own, depending on the situation. That's pretty great in red decks, so it's very useful. Bummer is that it's at sorcery speed, instant speed would make this much better.
JimmyNoobPlayer
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
2/3 minotaurs will become 4/1's, but bear in mind this is big enough to trade with a non-monstrous Arbor Colossus. Small creatures will die outright (notably Archetype of Courage) and everything that survives will become deadly but fragile. If you have more creatures, you will get through for big hits, and almost all blocks will require a trade. Everything just blows up. If two of those minotaurs are a Rageblood Shaman and a Felhide Petrifier...
It's a little odd that the Rollick will kill any satyr besides Wild Celebrants.
More cost efficient that Flowstone Slide, but it loses the scalability. Not bad.
BorosGreengrocer
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Overuse of the word 'rollick' is the worst thing about Theros. I suppose they can't say 'bacchanal' because Bacchus doesn't exist in that world, but I would have preferred 'feast', 'jubilation' or even 'wassail' to 'rollick'.
Kirbster
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
If Final Revels wasn't in the wrong colour, I'll bet they would have reprinted it in this set.
Nasa1225
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I have a feeling they had this card in mind when they made the Prophetic Flamespeaker. Your 1/3 doublestrike trampler suddenly becomes a 3/1 doublestrike trampler, while anything that would block it likely drops to 1 toughness or just outright dies.
Megadog
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This should have been +2/-1, just so it didn't kill every last damn satyr token you made. I completely ruins my wish to make a rollicking themed deck.
Hmmm... This will kill all but 1/6th oh the satyrs out there (yes, I looked it up). And I thought Xenegos used to BE a satyr. Killing all your friends isn't cool, bro.
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It's a little odd that the Rollick will kill any satyr besides Wild Celebrants.
Flavorful. I like it.