Because my friend's casual minotaur deck just wasn't enough of a pain.
Seriously though, it's kinda cool that most minotaurs in Theros are 2/3s. A testament to Hurloon Wrangler? Probably. There's also the fact that in order for them to be a "big" tribe the need a P/T total of at least 5, and 2/3s are less scary than 3/2s.
OlvynChuru
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Wow, this gives Anaba Shaman a use!
Vogie
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I'll spare you the joke, but the punchline is "little head".
Avensai
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(4 votes)
ANOTHER Minotaur lord? And one that will be perfectly terrifying with Rageblood Shaman? Trample and deathtouch are a delicious combination.
thePROJECTION
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Wow, the minotaur tribal has been getting a lot of aggressive love this block But why are all the lords 3 drops?
Either way, trample + deathtouch + haste= deadly cows
I may be weird, but I would have prefered following flavor text: "He-hey kids!"
Whiskerbro
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Best Minotaur Lord yet.
Kryptnyt
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
He's just so... Chewbacca.
Kirbster
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
What's that? Deathbellow Rider will now win every fight but still come out alive? Boros Reckoner now flat-out kills any creature it sends damage at? Rageblood Shaman guarantees your fellas do their power-1 damage to the opponent when they attack? Sounds good to me.
Leuitikos
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Why doesn't the card text just say Minotaur creatures you control have deathtouch? Am I missing something?
stuffytoast
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
If you really want to have fun you throw in Door of Destinies and Semblance Anvil.
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Seriously though, it's kinda cool that most minotaurs in Theros are 2/3s. A testament to Hurloon Wrangler? Probably. There's also the fact that in order for them to be a "big" tribe the need a P/T total of at least 5, and 2/3s are less scary than 3/2s.
But why are all the lords 3 drops?
Either way, trample + deathtouch + haste= deadly cows
"He-hey kids!"
I'd even argue picking this over Pheres-Band Warchief, just because there are more minotaurs in the block, than there are Centaurs.