Trample is great for slapping on auras, which there are a little more of in Theros than usual. Helps green devotion, and is generally a good limited bomb. Plus it's a giant fox. I love it.
Trygon_Predator
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(23 votes)
This one's based on the Teumessian Fox, a giant, speedy fox that was prophesied to never be caught. The hound Laelaps, who was prophesied to always catch his prey, was dispatched to kill it. Zeus, perplexed by the paradox, went "screw it" and turned them both to stone. Meanwhile, Craw Wurm sobs quietly in the corner.
Sel3l3e
★★☆☆☆ (2.5/5.0)(2 votes)
common bomb
Continue
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0)(6 votes)
A fox that's strictly better than Yavimaya Wurm. How can you not love that?
DritzD27
★★☆☆☆ (2.7/5.0)(5 votes)
But, really, what does the fox say?
TheManakinTransfer
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Well, I know whos going straight into my Mono Green Cute and Cuddly deck.
Doaj
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0)(3 votes)
This is the weirdest thing ever and I really like it. That fox is humongous! Thank you, trygon_predator, for exposing me to the myth of the Teumessian Fox. Neat.
Lord_of_Gelectrodes
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(8 votes)
My friends and I lovingly call him "Big Fox."
@Trygon_Predator Turned to stone you say? I guess you could say Rox fox knocks sox off of Rhox? Please forgive me
Lord_of_Tresserhorn
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0)(10 votes)
WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?
The Fox, clearly, makes a *SMASH* noise! :D
Squrin
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0)(5 votes)
Lord of Tresserhorn stole my comment... D:
Drawxne
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(2 votes)
BIG FLUFFY FOX! *squeals and hugs it*
zzxyyzx
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0)(2 votes)
most adorable art in the set.
and i seem to be several comments too late to crack jokes on its vocalization of choice xP
Pendulous
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(13 votes)
The quick brown fox jumped over the.....forest.
BorosGreengrocer
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
But serpents in Magic are sea-dwelling. Can the fox swim?
Raikoo
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
As a fox fan I have to give this 5 stars. Hopefully this and Silverchase Fox will lead to some decent non-thematic Fox deck support, maybe even a GW fox lord like how wolves got Immerwolf. Not that I dislike the Kitsune, but I doubt we'll be seeing the foxfolk outside of Kamigawa unless one becomes a Planeswalker.
Flyheight
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
Solid common finisher for green. And it cute to boot.
Salient
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(3 votes)
A glory in a glorious set.
Yeah, flavorwise, this should've been unblockable (for the reason Trygon Predator mentions) -- but that would be a little broken even at . Then Laelaps could have ": Target creature becomes blocked."
Ferlord
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
But what giants, hydras and massive serpents could've it eaten when it was a normal-sized fox? Little Giants? That's what you call "Humans", Corisande.
pedrodyl
★★☆☆☆ (2.7/5.0)(3 votes)
@Lord of Tresserhorn Gering dingdingdingdingdingringeding
I don't care about what it eats, I just want to know what it says!
SirLibraryEater
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0)(9 votes)
Is it bad that I desperately want to run this somewhere entirely so that in the middle of a match I can throw this down and scream GERINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGRINGEDING GERINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGRINGEDING GERINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGRINGEDING
WA PA PA PA PA PA POW WA PA PA PA PA PA POW WA PA PA PA PA PA POW
HATEE HATEE HATEE HO HATEE HATEE HATEE HO HATEE HATEE HATEE HO
I tap 6 mana, my opponent nervously laughs, awaiting whatever badass creature I have in store for him. It's a harmless looking fox.
SWFTWLF
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
@SirLibraryEater - I did that very thing at the FNM/Release tournament I played at. We are a very casual group.
FIAmagic
★☆☆☆☆ (1.8/5.0)(2 votes)
You can only feels the insult when you get mauled by it in a sealed event.
Death by wurm? Okay. Death by elephant? Sure, I can take it. Death by swarming squirrels? We know they got rabies and are all mad. Death by a gigantic innocent-looking fox? Oh heck! How could I die to this!?
I have a single one of these in my pauper gruul deck. I've gotten Madcap Skills on him a few times too, he's a great finisher. And it's just funny to play.
michael99man
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(3 votes)
WHAT DOES THE VULPINE GOLIATH SAY?
blindthrall
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Amen, Eternal_Blue. This is the most annoying meme on Gatherer.
Comments (38)
Meanwhile, Craw Wurm sobs quietly in the corner.
@Trygon_Predator
Turned to stone you say? I guess you could say
Rox fox knocks sox off of Rhox?
Please forgive me
The Fox, clearly, makes a *SMASH* noise! :D
and i seem to be several comments too late to crack jokes on its vocalization of choice xP
Yeah, flavorwise, this should've been unblockable (for the reason Trygon Predator mentions) -- but that would be a little broken even at
Gering dingdingdingdingdingringeding
And for those who can't get enough: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9HtsdKHizW4
GERINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGRINGEDING
GERINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGRINGEDING
GERINGDINGDINGDINGDINGDINGRINGEDING
WA PA PA PA PA PA POW
WA PA PA PA PA PA POW
WA PA PA PA PA PA POW
HATEE HATEE HATEE HO
HATEE HATEE HATEE HO
HATEE HATEE HATEE HO
JOFF TCHOFF TCHOFFO TCHOFFO TCHOFF
JOFF TCHOFF TCHOFFO TCHOFFO TCHOFF
JOFF TCHOFF TCHOFFO TCHOFFO TCHOFF
Death by wurm? Okay.
Death by elephant? Sure, I can take it.
Death by swarming squirrels? We know they got rabies and are all mad.
Death by a gigantic innocent-looking fox? Oh heck! How could I die to this!?
I'm a creeeeeeep.....
Videotape it if you do.