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Hazduhr the Abbot

Multiverse ID: 3019

Hazduhr the Abbot

Comments (17)

Volcre
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (6 votes)
Why are these Homelands legends so ridiculously narrow and weak...
mrredhatter
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0) (5 votes)
Glad they made him a Cleric, but I'd run Shaman en-Kor first.
Radagast
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (4 votes)
Useless, but I'm surprised they didn't make him with 3 toughness so he could be Bolted. I expect less from a Homelands card.
Kirbster
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (4 votes)
Classic Homelands goodness.
NozzDogg
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Flavor text and artwork makes him sound senile.
Hayw00d0909
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
...Grandpa?
switchblade44
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)
4.5/5, Hazduhr was made a legend because he ruined more *** sphincters than federal prison.
Alsebra
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)
Memories of an issue of Inquest made me rate him 5. Demonic Tutor fetching a 'Get Out of Jail Free' card...hehehe.
HippyRei
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (7 votes)
I love how this old dude can kill Grizzly Bears.
tcollins
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Shivan Meteor in the face! In the faaaaace!
Keru_Shiri
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
@Alsebra: Glad I'm not the only one to remember that InQuest comic. Juzam Djinn was the defense attorney and Hazduhr was one of the witnesses. I'm going to have to dig that issue up, now.
blindthrall
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
He's in ur churches, molesting your kids.
Three_Toe
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
based on the art, he's about to be a 0/0 in like 5 minutes.
Kryptnyt
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
DEEP IN THE SECRET VOLCANO LAIR OF HOMELANDS DEVELOPMENT...
"Hey guys, our researchers say Daughter of Autumn is a fun card to play with. But they don't want it to be legendary so they can play em in multiples. What do we do?"
"I got it! Lets make the same card twice. Change the art and the name.
*two days later*
"Guys, the researchers are catching on. They're figuring out that Daughters of spring is actually the same card. We need to do something. I mean, actually do something here."
"I got it! Change the color to white. Change the activation to X,{T}, instead of repeat activations of W. And give it one more toughness and mana cost just to make it even less suspicious."
"Not bad. Anything else?"
"Make it a guy. Change the name."
"Brilliant!"
Lord_of_Tresserhorn
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
And Hazdurr jumps into the breach!!!!

So, um, how is a senile abbot at 5 toughness? He's one of toughest humans around!!!

Oh, and also:

HAZDUHR! HAZDUHR! HAZDUHR!
SirZapdos
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Beats Hero of Oxid Ridge in a fist fight.
amadeuswolf
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)