Plainview: I'd like you to tell me that you are a false prophet... I'd like you to tell me that you are, and have been, a false prophet... and that God is a superstition.
Eli Sunday: ...but that's a lie... it's a lie, I cannot say it.
SkyknightXi
★★☆☆☆ (2.6/5.0)(6 votes)
Committing suicide for love...? That's more likely to incite horror in Serra than appreciation...Eventually, we need a flavor text for a future white or red/white card along these lines: "The one willing to risk martyrdom is a hero in the making. The one who desires martyrdom is a fanatic already made."
lorendorky
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0)(9 votes)
LOL, take off your Nikes, have some kool-aid with me ;)
OboyOriginal
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
Reprinting for Teysa, just plain wonderfull!
Mr.Wimples
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(14 votes)
Like, that's just your opinion, man.
Atali
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(3 votes)
Oh Urza and his shenanigans...
yyukichigai
★★☆☆☆ (2.7/5.0)(7 votes)
I have decided this guy is named Bob. Why? He kind of looks like a Bob. Also, its really fun to shout, "Beware the Wrath of Bob!"
Classic board intimidation if ever there were. Costs the same as a Wrath of God, but removes things way more permanently with the trade-off that you have to find some way to kill it. Plenty of options for that: attacking, blocking, Doom Blade.... My personal favorite method is "sacrifice" costs like Fling: because they're costs, rather than effects, your opponent(s) can't bounce/exile/etc. the prophet to stop it from telling everyone else to do the 200 meter dash off of a 7-foot-long ledge. They can still respond to the effect itself of course, but that's usually a lot harder to do.
@SkyknightXi: Yeah, flinging yourself from a cliff wouldn't really make Serra feel all warm and fuzzy, but then again this guy is a False Prophet for a reason.
Because jumping off a cliff is something Serra wants us to do.
LuigiNumber1
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep's clothing, but are really Wrath of God XD
atemu1234
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Easy way to beat Avacyn. Hurrah!
azure_drake222222
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Cheaper than Final Judgment, although he has to die first.
Totema
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(2 votes)
I love using this guy in multiplayer, it's like holding everyone hostage.
C-Rod358
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Not sure how it started, but my EDH group has nicknamed this guy Keanu Reeves. It took me five minutes to find this guy because I just couldn't remember his real name.
TacoTornado
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
The picture implies he's leading a group off of a cliff, to "die for Serra", right? I'm just curious about this cliff; where the hell are they jumping into that doesn't just destroy you, but upon impact, ruins you so thoroughly you are exiled from the game?
Coolclaytony
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
False Prophet: King of the lemmings.
Petertracy
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
2flavor4me
SnesController
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
"Why would Serra want people to jump off of a cliff?"
She wouldn't. There's a reason this guy is a FALSE prophet.
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Eli Sunday: ...but that's a lie... it's a lie, I cannot say it.
Classic board intimidation if ever there were. Costs the same as a Wrath of God, but removes things way more permanently with the trade-off that you have to find some way to kill it. Plenty of options for that: attacking, blocking, Doom Blade.... My personal favorite method is "sacrifice" costs like Fling: because they're costs, rather than effects, your opponent(s) can't bounce/exile/etc. the prophet to stop it from telling everyone else to do the 200 meter dash off of a 7-foot-long ledge. They can still respond to the effect itself of course, but that's usually a lot harder to do.
@SkyknightXi: Yeah, flinging yourself from a cliff wouldn't really make Serra feel all warm and fuzzy, but then again this guy is a False Prophet for a reason.
She wouldn't. There's a reason this guy is a FALSE prophet.