Markov's Servant

A0602 2012-01-26

★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (8 votes)

Most cleavage on a creature since Crossway Vampire.

Axelle 2012-01-26

★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (10 votes)

Vampire of absolute cleavage.

Eternal_Blue 2012-01-27

★★☆☆☆ (2.7/5.0) (5 votes)

I ain't complainin'! Keep the cleavage coming, Wizards!

Guest1741897132 2012-01-27

★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (3 votes)

points for distraction bonus?

MrFluffyThing 2012-01-27

★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (6 votes)

I don't get what's so great about Chosen of Markov...
*transforms*
"...and for that I shall be eternally grateful."
Me too Markov's Servant... me too...

DarthParallax 2012-01-27

★★☆☆☆ (2.3/5.0) (6 votes)

you're all heartless pigs. :p I wanted to save the beautiful maiden before she became a soulless bloodsucking monster. I still like the other side better.

Binaro 2012-01-27

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)

A pretty decent common for a vampire deck, except it is a tad slow. Turn 3, this. Turn 4, tap this and another vamp. The earliest this can attack(unless you mana-acceled) would be turn 5.

...And seriously? All the comments are about her cleavage?

MindAblaze 2012-01-27

★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (8 votes)

the flavor just oozes from this set....tasty human sacrifice...tasty...cleavage.

Lord_of_the_Real 2012-01-28

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)

A Scathe Zombies that turns into a Hidden Horror except that you discard a combat phase instead of a card? I'm not impressed.

C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!

Shadoflaam 2012-01-28

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

O hai thar Morinth

RJDroid 2012-01-28

★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (10 votes)

Become vampire.
Equip Silverskin Armor
Strip Bare.
Recieve uber cleavage.

Splizer 2012-01-29

★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (3 votes)

I'm surprised the humans in Innistrad can't stop a vampire from miles off if every vampire lady is just going to dress like dominatrices every moonfall.

swords_to_exile 2012-01-31

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Anyone else see the evil queen from Once Upon a Time, or is it just me?

blindthrall 2012-01-31

★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (6 votes)

A part of me insists I rate it 5/5.

Radagast 2012-02-07

★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (2 votes)

Well, I think we can all figure out why Markov chose her!

Totema 2012-02-11

★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (3 votes)

I can see two good reasons why she was chosen by the Markov clan.

ServentOfEtherium 2012-03-26

★★☆☆☆ (2.1/5.0) (6 votes)

Sexy Art. To Bad It Dies Too Removal :(

luxma 2012-04-11

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)

@Binaro
She might be pretty, but decent? Look again

MasterOfEtherium 2012-04-18

★☆☆☆☆ (1.2/5.0) (6 votes)

AWESOME ART GLad to here you nerds like sexy vamps thought you kids were super g a y for a second

igniteice 2012-05-16

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)

@Binaro
Maybe it's better in classic...

Turn 1: Vampire Lacerator
Turn 2: Lightning Greaves
Turn 3: Chosen of Markov. Equip Lightning Greaves. Tap both and transform.
Turn 4: Swing for 6. Well this saves us one turn at least! Maybe I'll just stick with Vampire Nighthawk for a T3 drop.

Goatllama 2012-05-23

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)

Woah, look at dat cleavage! Forbidden valley, indeed. Despite this, she is quite ugly. Much nicer untransformed, or better yet, just don't play her.

Arachnos 2013-01-26

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)

Would making her fly really have been that overpowered?

GideonJura2 2013-02-24

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)

Vanilla and inappropiate art? I dont think so.

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