It's badly rated because now I can't see boobs without thinking of this grossness.
Eternal_Blue
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0)(2 votes)
I know there are worse cards in this set, I just know there are. However, this is still a pretty awful card. It's not awful because it's overcosted, but merely because it's so boring. Perhaps if it had 'T: Exile a card from a graveyard' it would have had a little more 'oomph'.
Mode
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(4 votes)
Crypt Creeper, you're back! And i see you grew a disturbing pair of boobs, too.
Lash_of_Dragonbreath
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0)(5 votes)
Why is this so badly rated? 2/1 body isn't that much weaker than a Walking Corpse, and the exile ability can be useful sometimes. It came one set too late, though. I'd have far more fun with this in DKA limited than in AVR limited. "Boobs on something hideous" of the set, too. There seems to be a pattern here.
RJDroid
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0)(12 votes)
"You know what this card needs? Some sex appeal!"
"But it's a rotting-"
"SEX APPEAL!"
Just be thankful Wayne Reynolds didn't illustrate it, or there would be an even more awkward pair of volleyballs stapled to a corpse.
Tybaltic
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(4 votes)
That's it. Time to make a deck of hideous creatures with jarring sex appeal.
This and Morkrut Banshee are the staples the deck is built around.
Any other ideas? :D
Trygon_Predator
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(1 vote)
"Hello kiddies! Hehehehehe..."
HuntingDrake
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
Upon closer examination, I have decided that those are NOT boobs. That (was) a dude, and those are just (incompetently-shaded) pecs. The reason they appear to protrude so much is that they guy's entire abdomen has been ripped out. That's also why it's not a super-skinny chick hunching over. Just has the top half of the torso, without the bottom. cf. Zac Hill, "This guy is doing a lot of work"
Mike-C
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
You're gonna want at least 2 of this guy, if not 4 if even CONSIDERING Appetite for Brains as a "card"..
I can't look at this card without thinking of the Kelly Clarkson song...
blurrymadness
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Should've been Yixlid Jailer! (just 'cause he's really cool.)
CardboardElemental
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0)(1 vote)
Zombie Boobarella!
Neutron_Mox
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
If you're playing zombies, sideboard this! On a bad day, it's a mediocre creature. On a good day, it can shut down Reanimator decks. For casting cost, I prefer Beckon Apparition when hosing Reanimator, but this creature counts as a Zombie until you pop it.
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And i see you grew a disturbing pair of boobs, too.
It came one set too late, though. I'd have far more fun with this in DKA limited than in AVR limited.
"Boobs on something hideous" of the set, too. There seems to be a pattern here.
"But it's a rotting-"
"SEX APPEAL!"
Just be thankful Wayne Reynolds didn't illustrate it, or there would be an even more awkward pair of volleyballs stapled to a corpse.
This and Morkrut Banshee are the staples the deck is built around.
Any other ideas? :D
That's also why it's not a super-skinny chick hunching over. Just has the top half of the torso, without the bottom.
cf. Zac Hill, "This guy is doing a lot of work"
Don't forget about Nirkana Revenant...mmmm Revenant
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On a bad day, it's a mediocre creature.
On a good day, it can shut down Reanimator decks.
For casting cost, I prefer Beckon Apparition when hosing Reanimator, but this creature counts as a Zombie until you pop it.