Allow me to announce the complete and total superiority of goat decks
Wraique
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0)(4 votes)
This is why sideboard always pack four Goatnappers. Ya never know when some smart ass mofo's gonna bust out one of these and be up in your grille sayin' "GOAT MUTHA FUDGER! WHAT YOU GOT?! WHAT YOU GOT?! YOU GOT NOTHIN'!!!"
While you are on your epic quest, keep an open ear. You may hear rumors to lead you to the legendary plane of goldmeadow!
Duskdale_Wurm
★☆☆☆☆ (1.8/5.0)(2 votes)
Woo hoo! Zodiac!
Zetan
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0)(5 votes)
If you line these cards up in Chinese Zodiac order, starting with Snake, you get the following poem/story:
Thrice Xuande's ardent quest led to Nanyang, Where Sleeping Dragon unveiled Han's partition: ‘First take Jingzhou, next the Riverlands; On that rich region, base your own royal stand.' Near death in Baidi, having reigned three years, Bei sadly placed his son in Kongming's care. By six offensives from the hills of Qi Kongming sought to change Han's destiny. But the time of Han had run—could he Kongming not tell?— That night his master star fell past the hills. Jiang Wei alone still strove with might and main: Nine times more he fought the north—in vain. Zhong Hui and Deng Ai next led armies west: And to the Cao, Han's hills and streams now passed. Cao Pi, Cao Rui, Fang, Mao, and briefly, Huan— The Sima took the empire in their turn. Cao's abdication changed the face of all; No mighty battles marked the Southland's fall. Three kings no more—Chenliu, Guiming, Anle. The fiefs and posts must now be filled anew. The world's affairs rush on, an endless stream; A sky-told fate, infinite in reach, dooms all. The kingdoms three are now the stuff of dream, For men to ponder, past all praise or blame.
Comments (11)
Zodiac goat!
Mountain goat!
whats the difference you ask?
I don't know either!
Feed 'em well at your springjack pasture!
Make sure our springjack shepherd takes good care of them!
Make sure to watch out for goatnappers!
While you are on your epic quest, keep an open ear. You may hear rumors to lead you to the legendary plane of goldmeadow!
Thrice Xuande's ardent quest led to Nanyang,
Where Sleeping Dragon unveiled Han's partition:
‘First take Jingzhou, next the Riverlands;
On that rich region, base your own royal stand.'
Near death in Baidi, having reigned three years,
Bei sadly placed his son in Kongming's care.
By six offensives from the hills of Qi Kongming sought to change Han's destiny.
But the time of Han had run—could he Kongming not tell?—
That night his master star fell past the hills.
Jiang Wei alone still strove with might and main:
Nine times more he fought the north—in vain.
Zhong Hui and Deng Ai next led armies west:
And to the Cao, Han's hills and streams now passed.
Cao Pi, Cao Rui, Fang, Mao, and briefly, Huan—
The Sima took the empire in their turn.
Cao's abdication changed the face of all;
No mighty battles marked the Southland's fall.
Three kings no more—Chenliu, Guiming, Anle.
The fiefs and posts must now be filled anew.
The world's affairs rush on, an endless stream;
A sky-told fate, infinite in reach, dooms all.
The kingdoms three are now the stuff of dream,
For men to ponder, past all praise or blame.
'Cause he killed my goat
I wrapped my hands
Around his throat
He tried to reason
With the sun and the clouds
But it don't matter
'Cause they don't hear a sound!
Whoa, oooohhh
Whoa, it's just the curl of the burl!
MASTODON FTW