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Loose Lips

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Loose Lips

Comments (37)

sportgenius
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (9 votes)
I imagine this could lead to some R rated casual games.
itsmeyouidiot
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (8 votes)
"Guess what I have up my ass." is a favorite of mine.
Magasul
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (14 votes)
ROTFL.

Few ideas:

"You may draw two more cards."
"I concede!"
"I like to stuff marshmellows up my ass."
.Fighter.
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (10 votes)
"I just found out I have Pneumanoultramicrosopicsilicovolcanoconiosis."

:D
Olivier1o1
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (6 votes)
"Judge! Hey Judge! Over here! I concede!"
brian_james
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Excellent combo potential with other un-set cards that have triggered abilities based on what opponents say.
Tommy9898
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)
Safest sentence would be "save kill spell to deal with this guy" that would trigger all the verbal Gotcha cards.
Test-Subject_217601
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
"I'm a banana, want a taste?"
-Ominous-
★★☆☆☆ (2.3/5.0) (5 votes)
Where does it say you need to tell them the sentence?
EpicBroccoli
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (2 votes)
@-Omninous- As Loose Lips comes into play, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words.

First line of text in the box brah.
Japicx
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
It's got great synergy with Unhinged's Gotcha mechanic. There's actual strategic value in this!
hedronMatrix
★★☆☆☆ (2.0/5.0) (3 votes)
@ epicBroccoli
What Omnious means is it just said "choose a sentence" now it does not say "Tell the chosen sentence to opponents" That is where you loooooove loopholes
@go
★★☆☆☆ (2.3/5.0) (10 votes)
I LIKE BLACK D!CK DEEP IN MY A55!
bijart_dauth
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
I just make it the same word 8 times and make it the word you chose for censorship or Keeper of the sacred Word

Oh wait, the Keeper of the sacred word wouldn't work as you would have already delt damage before it could trigger. And the censorship wouldn't work unless you could some how tell them with out actually saying it. (or if you can afford to take 16 damage)
Moleland
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Seems like a good choice would be 'I conceed the game'.

2 cards or win please :)
jsttu
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
@bijart-dauth: that will work if you play this before censorship. Good idea BTW
divine_exodus
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (4 votes)
Unfortunately, you cannot make an opponent concede with this, all players must concede of their own accord when they want to and cannot be influenced into conceding by any cards you play unless they voluntarily do so.
Ricster24
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
im confused...
Albertworsoe
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I speak a bit of Arabic and a bit of Finnish. Good luck!
burntup
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
@bijart_dauth: also, if you want to combo it with keeper of the sacred word, use it on something with first strike.
Ragamander
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@divine_exodus: But they do say "I concede" voluntarily! After all, they could just as well let you draw two cards.
...
No, seriously; the M10 rules don't say anything about it.
Zoah
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis sounds like supercalifragilisticexpialidocious but not floccinaucinihilipilification.
JWolps
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
Loose Lips is one of my favorite Kimya Dawson songs.
KFrosty
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
@albertwosoe
I was wondering when someone would point out the sentence didn't have to be english. Hell, it never said it had to be ANY language at all, so I'm making my sentence gibberish.
Morgaledh
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (2 votes)
... they sink ships. No one else here caught that?
LordRandomness
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (7 votes)
"Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo"
"Uh...what?"
---Next turn---
"Keeper of the Sacred Word, naming buffalo."
Totema
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
My favorite is "I'm a little piggy".

Think that's a lousy phrase? You won't after a few dozen times.
azure_drake222222
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
It's not just combat damage!
RunedServitor
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Make it something about floccinaucinihilipilificating honorificabilitudinatatibi.
S-r-ex
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
About to lose? Time out/force your friend to concede and leave out of boredom with: "The largest known protein is Methionylthreonylthreonylglutaminylarginyltyrosylglutamyl... *three hours later*... glutamylasparaginylglutaminylglutaminylserxisoleucine"

http://pastebin.com/0TYiFQbP
Lord_of_Gelectrodes
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
"My mother wears combat boots!"
"I'm starting to consider letting my opponent draw!"
"I voluntarily concede!"
"I am saying this of my own accord!"
LunacyEcho
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
'Why the hell does this give creatures flying?"
O0oze
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
colorless green ideas sleep furiously.
Huitzil
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Does anyone have the SLIGHTEST idea just what the heck is going on in this card's art? Why are there campaign posters for Kamahl? Is that metalhead guy supposed to be Kamahl? What is there a mouth on top of his head? Why is he wearing a picket fence? Is he stuffing lettuce into his ears? What the heck are his shoulderpads supposed to be? Why does his head have wings? Did he dunk his head in some Red Bull?

So many questions.
Lord_of_phyrexia
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
How about: NOOO!!!! NOT THE BANANA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
judgement-harbinger
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Loose lips might sink ships but loose kisses take trips. To san francisco, double dutch disco, Tech tv hottie, do it for scotty. Do it for the living and do it for the dead. Do it for the monsters under your bed. Do it for the teenagers and do it for your mom broken hearts hurt but they make us strong and, we won't stop until somebody calls the cops, and even then we'll start again and just pretend that...
Nothing ever happened
Continue
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
So much better than Flight that it's absurd.