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Foot Soldiers

Multiverse ID: 84608

Foot Soldiers

Comments (14)

Shiduba
★☆☆☆☆ (1.8/5.0) (5 votes)
Lol.... a boring vanilla that sucks.
Zulp
★★★★☆ (5.0/5.0) (12 votes)
It's like... the background just disappeared. It almost looks like they were just transported to a generic all-white place between dimensions. I mean look, the guy in front appears to be confused. They're like, "Uh... where are we?"
mackiain
★★★☆☆ (3.4/5.0) (4 votes)
3W for this one.... No way.
LordLamneth
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
So many comments to be made here:

"Jim, where the hell did you bring us?!?"
6 supposed "soldiers" combine to become a 2/4? What are they, the retarded Voltron?
I'm pretty sure the Foot Clan from TMNT wants them to not also call themselves Foot.
Apparently infantry deployment also means putting the guys you're tired of feeding in front of a massacre.
Dolorosa
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (4 votes)
The "wrong place" being "my deck".
Binaro
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
I'm going to guess that on average, each soldier is a 0.3/0.6, so that means each soldier can't deal more damage than Little Girl. At least there's six of them, I guess.
Tiggurix
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Despite their shortcomings, they do not deserve such a low rating. They're mediocre, not out and out bad.
undergroundmonorail
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
The right man in the wrong place can make all the difference in the world...
kazenpaus
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
The wrong place is clearly also a featureless place.
Ogrenoodle89
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I dont know what you guys are complaining about. This card screams card advantage. This Trokin High Guard has already got Defensive Stance attached to it. Thats two cards for the price and slot of only one! Come on! and it has 2 power, so other white card advantage options look terrible!, I'm looking at you Wall of Omens.
FourEx
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
i better be getting a free soda with my vanilla 2/4 for four freaking mana
Ferlord
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
"You old, immobile clods! If I could stuff your doltish heads with knowledge, I'd do it just so someone else could fully comprehend what your stubbornness has cost me!"
—Bruse Tarl, Goma Fada nomad
Majinkajisan
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
2 guys have swords / 4 have shields = 6