Great combat trick and not too shabby body to attack with.
Silverware
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0)(6 votes)
This could really throw people off their game if they didn't know it was in the opponents deck.
MrPink343
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(6 votes)
One of my favorite defensive cards of all time.
GradiustheFox
★★☆☆☆ (2.7/5.0)(3 votes)
I give the name a 2, but mass-vigilance makes up for it in spades. I also just love the notion that this woman is so hard core she gets 2 Power based solely on not taking any crap. She's like the Anne Robinson of Kuwagawa!
Belz_
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(2 votes)
Funny how all words containing an a followed by two s's are intercepted by the filter, but not words like "crap".
Silly censoring...
Baconradar
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Awesome flavour, great art, fits very well with her daughter in a 'dare you attack me?' white MP deck.
SIlverSkyz
★☆☆☆☆ (1.7/5.0)(3 votes)
And fuck... but not ass, how dumb is that?
GrimjawxRULES
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0)(2 votes)
Pretty crazy, and in my opinion better than ma^ss vigilance, as your opponent may at times forget that your creatures may block while tapped. A very original card, and I really hope that Wizards'll never print another card like this again. I want her to stay strong and unique. Powercreep ruining her would be awful.
I'd like to interrupt this censorship discussion to say that this card is badass.
MasterOfEtherium
★☆☆☆☆ (1.9/5.0)(5 votes)
Your Shoes Untied
VoidedNote
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0)(3 votes)
She's humorless because when this pops up when you swing for game, there's nothing funny about that. Excellent card.
supershawn
★☆☆☆☆ (1.0/5.0)(1 vote)
strictly worse than something that would give all creatures you control vigilance because stronghold assassin.
scumbling1
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(9 votes)
They say she's humorless, but I think her hair's pretty funny.
Kryptnyt
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0)(6 votes)
Masako is not amused
BastianQoU
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0)(2 votes)
much better than mass vigilance, as tap abilities of creatures won't take away their defensiveness. throw a paradise mantle on my darksteel myr, and it will be the perfect mana myr.
ChaosK
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Interesting card. Pseudo Vigilance for all your creatures for 3 on a 2/1 Body with flash? Nice 5/5
Humorless? I call shenanigans. Her ability is absolutely hilarious to see in action flashed in after an alpha strike. I would comment on the fact that once your opponents have seen her in action once it kinda ruins the fun, but that is simply the beginning of the second round I like to call "am I bluffing my a** off, or are you screwed if you attack me?" which is also quite enjoyable.
kiseki
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I dislike her. I am pretending to have a shield's down moment, then you attack, I put her into play, and you bolt her. Not good. If you play to arms instead, you manage the same surprise and card advantage for one mana less, and you only have to resolve it.
Himborg
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
"Oh hello ma'am. I didn't see you there."
sweetgab
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
In most cases, Village Bell-Ringer is just better... and of course, has more humor.
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Silly censoring...
but not ass, how dumb is that?
A very original card, and I really hope that Wizards'll never print another card like this again. I want her to stay strong and unique. Powercreep ruining her would be awful.
I am pretending to have a shield's down moment, then you attack, I put her into play, and you bolt her. Not good.
If you play to arms instead, you manage the same surprise and card advantage for one mana less, and you only have to resolve it.