Pointed Discussion

Hydrogoose 2009-03-14

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.6/5.0) (7 votes)

This card would make more sense if it was called Jub Jub

Dante80 2009-09-04

★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (9 votes)

- attacking with Fat ass
- aren't you going to swallow that?
- chewing is good for digestion...
- *facepalm*
- gotcha! (Touch and Go)
- Oh shi

car2n 2010-04-07

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

To not play against Tekeru Kobayashi what ever you do.

tantallum99 2010-04-12

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

heh

Duskdale_Wurm 2010-06-07

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)

lol.

nammertime 2010-06-10

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.7/5.0) (3 votes)

The reminder text is dirty, lol.

HairlessThoctar 2010-09-06

★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (4 votes)

So that is to say it always has +2/+2 and trample.

BABOOSH!
I'll be here all week folks!

divine_exodus 2010-11-08

★★☆☆☆ (2.9/5.0) (4 votes)

Is gum food?

Faildini 2010-11-30

★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (3 votes)

Best. Flavor Text. Ever.

flyingtwig 2011-01-18

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (7 votes)

I was wondering what the tip "Don't eat the cards", from the Duels of the Planeswalkers, meant.

ROBRAM89 2011-02-06

★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (8 votes)

The ruling is that gum is not a food. No, I'm serious, there's a ruling.

monkeymonk42 2011-02-17

★★★★☆ (5.0/5.0) (14 votes)

"well i tap bloodshot trainee and kill it"
"in response i will eat this sandwhich"

Does eating something go on the stack? How does that work?

supershawn 2011-05-24

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (7 votes)

if I put food in my food so that I'm eating while I'm eating... does the effect stack?

Mr.Wimples 2011-07-31

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (4 votes)

Errata: Take a bite: Regenerate Fatass

Totema 2011-10-10

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Throw four of these onto the battlefield, then reach for your 3-inch diameter jawbreakers.

Arachibutyrophobia 2011-11-03

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)

it's a state-based effect, so you don't need the stack. so yes, you can eat something to save your fat ass from a sudden death.

bansheemane 2011-12-16

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

@supershawn Yo dawg, we herd yo like food, so we put food into yo food, so yo can eat while yo eat.

DarthParallax 2012-02-16

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Can you fizzle this with Ashnod's Coupon somehow, if you can force them to drink the drink?

EDIT: Best. Flavored. Text. Ever. Mmmmm....text....

Arachnos 2012-04-15

★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (2 votes)

Perfect card for Kyoko Sakura?

=D

Saxophonist 2012-04-30

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Get yourself a bag of Jolly Ranchers and go to town with this guy.

Diamondragan 2012-06-16

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)

"I cast Flame Slash on Fat Ass."

"Well, I'm going to eat these chips."

"It's cool. The moment you stop eating, the buff goes away and it dies. There's no need to end my turn."

*four hours later*

"STOP EATING!!!"

LordRandomness 2013-05-19

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Next un-set card candidate:

Nauseate

(art: Fat Ass throwing up off the card, cut off such that we don't actually see anything too disgusting)

Destroy target creature or enchantment if its controller is eating as Nauseate is cast. (A player counts as eating if food is in their mouth and they're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)

The mouth let flow with saliva, then bile, then the very intestines - the whole wrung inside out, dripping down into the murky waters of the toilet

(From Mortify if you didn't get it)

Swag_Crow 2014-01-21

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)

If your putting food in your mouth hasn't resolved yet and someone plays a overloaded CounterfIux, do you have to bring it back out of your mouth?

-Swag_Crow

virtualviking 2014-03-15

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Fat Ass vs Crackgate?

Heaven forbid if someone or some company made fun of anyone displaying a visible gluteal cleft.

Can WotC ban themselves?

Expecting post to be deleted in 3... 2... 1...

SpikyFreak 2014-03-20

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

There should be a version of this card with that guy: http://9gag.com/gag/a6wjZD8?ref=fsidebar
A very nice card if you have enough food, of course. 4.5/5

Continue 2014-04-08

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Funny, but green could easily get a vanilla 4/6 for nowadays. In fact, Timber Protector even stacks abilities on top of it. Still, 3/5.

Also due to certain recent events, WotC should look back at this card and see how hypocritical they are.