Uktabi Kong

okamifreeze 2009-11-29

★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (6 votes)

Infinite monkeys with Doubling Season

Smoked_Peasant 2009-12-16

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)

Wish this guy was a regular card. He'd be a beast.

@ Littlebeast. The Token's don't need haste, as they are being tapped by the Kong's ability.

Kryptnyt 2010-02-06

★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (6 votes)

lol at the pregnant monkey in the background.

littlebeast 2010-02-23

★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (5 votes)

Only if you give 'em haste. Anyway, what're you doing comboing with un-cards?

.....

Okay, yeah, ignore past me. I know I am.

And comboing with un-cards is awesome. Ashnod's Coupon and Cheatyface, anyone?

Kbot 2010-04-07

★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (8 votes)

The flavor text is making fun of the flavor text of Gorilla Titan.

Nikeyeia 2010-05-01

★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (6 votes)

The art is so much making fun of Uktabi Orangutan.

pigknight 2010-12-22

★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (4 votes)

Except for the silver border this could totally be a normal card.

Blackworm_Bloodworm 2010-12-23

★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (5 votes)

The token-creating ability is also making fun of Uktabi Orangutan's art. They really decided to take it all the way, huh? lol

DutchSanta 2010-12-29

★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (2 votes)

@Blackworm_Bloodworm: I see what you did there

@okamifreeze: isn't that kinda...ahh, who cares, it's just apes, anyways...still kinda creepy if you think about it, though

RuscoJames 2011-05-11

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)

I just realized that the token it creates is "an ape named ape"

Axelle 2011-05-17

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (8 votes)

Tapping is most definitely involved here.

Nagoragama 2011-06-29

★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (3 votes)

Wish this was a real card. Ape tribal for the win!

Tiggurix 2012-10-08

★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)

@DutchSanta: Humans are just apes as well. =P

Which reminds me: I want to see the human version of this. ;)

IamjustnotCreative 2013-01-06

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

I don't see why this is an un-card, I really wish I could use him in Legacy...

Arachnos 2013-10-07

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Gorilla Grodd, as an orangutan.

Continue 2014-02-03

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Mycosynth Lattice and Darksteel Forge to make everyone hate you forever.

Earthdawn 2014-05-25

☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)

Not sure why this was Unhinged. Seems like a perfectly fine rare.

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