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Sizzle

Multiverse ID: 45358

Sizzle

Comments (20)

DaaNz
★☆☆☆☆ (1.2/5.0) (6 votes)
strictly worse than storm crow
Joseph_Leito
★★★★☆ (4.6/5.0) (5 votes)
And yet some of the best flavor text ever.
UNBAN_SHAHRAZAD
★☆☆☆☆ (1.8/5.0) (2 votes)
Only good in a huge multiplayer game and even then, not so much.
wolfbear2
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
are you guys kinding me? This thing is the best! Slap down on Eye of Storm, Pyromancer Ascension, War Elemental... and even in duels 3 to the face for 3 mana is still good.
SocialExperiment
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
The card is basically just a more expensive Lightning Bolt from before Bolt's glorious return, but the flavour text is win.
bijart_dauth
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)
i love Jaya Ballard's flavor texts, they're all so funny! "And I say north is where I want it to be!"
SleetFox
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
One of my favorite flavor texts of all time. Tragically, every copy of Sizzle I have is from Mercadian Masques.
DarthParallax
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (2 votes)
poor Mercadian Masques- such a great art, and decent flavor text, utterly and completely Sizzled by the awesome hotness that is Jaya Ballard, Best Red Planeswalker Ever (yes, I AM counting Koth!)

This is one of those pre-Xth Core Set cards that you just HAVE to track down a foil playset of.

a) blackborder cards are better
b) foil cards are better, and do in fact win more games.
c) its a RED DAMAGE SPELL!
MUST HAVE FOIL!!!!!!!!!!

I have posted about a hundred comments on Red Cards today. YES, I UNDERSTAND THE FR*KING TERMS AND CONDITIONING OF POSTING!
Zeofar
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
Say what you want about the card itself, but this is without a doubt some of the best flavor text in Magic, period. It can work in Mutliplayer, and, in any case, you get massive style points if you throw this down.
Deepfried-Owls
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
If there are at least 3 other players, it's technically 3 player directed lightning bolts.

Yay!
Gelzo
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I want to like this, but I don't really think burn decks tend to do well in the kinds of multiplayer games that can make use of this.

Slagstorm and Volcanic Fallout are probably the better cards more often than not.
Llama_Horror
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Needs a reprint for 2hg, archenemy and commander. Very nice multiplayer card.
Demage
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
fo' sizzle my nizzle
swords_to_exile
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (4 votes)
4.5 just for the flavour text. Oh Jaya, while some of Chandra's texts are amusing, your's will always be the best.
lorendorky
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Get this and Worldfire in your grave then use Chandra Ablaze's ultimate. Sit back, troll face and relax.
Continue
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Haha goddamn Jaya, you are the funniest person in Magic.
rollinsclone
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
This public service announcement from the Society of Red Mages brought to you by Jaya Ballard.
raptorman333
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
replaced this with guttersnipe.
TheWrathofShane
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Multiplayer with 20 health I can see it being used.
Lord_of_phyrexia
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
The mono red players thought process. @darth parallax: jaya Ballard is not a planeswalker