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Storm Crow

Multiverse ID: 4276

Storm Crow

Comments (30)

DaaNz
★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0) (16 votes)
strictly better than bogardan hellkite
Vorthosian
★★★☆☆ (3.5/5.0) (13 votes)
First spell I ever cast, I thought it was amazing.
UNBAN_SHAHRAZAD
★★☆☆☆ (2.9/5.0) (8 votes)
The Portal artwork is supurb!
stygimoloch
★★★☆☆ (3.9/5.0) (11 votes)
I bring word from Grand Comrade Storm Crow. Fight on! He will never allow his children to die alone.
Horsemanship
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0) (16 votes)
F*ck off, Eldrazi. I've got a storm crow.
freedomman
★★★☆☆ (4.0/5.0) (11 votes)
oh man....such a broken card. wizards obviously had no idea what they were doing back then.
Nikeyeia
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (9 votes)
Strictly better than the chinese version.
(No, seriously - the chinese portal version doesn't fly!)
Pinsir52
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (20 votes)
Storm Crow has a sword next its power. Baneslayer Angel doesn't!
Sol Ring can't attack; Storm Crow can.
Storm Crow doesn't die to Krosan Grip like Black Lotus and the Mox.
Storm Crow has flying, Tarmygoyf doesn't!
Storm is OBVIOUSLY the best card in all of Magic. The proof is all there!!
BaneSlayerKirby
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (7 votes)
Awesome art! I want a wallpaper of it.
Ace8792
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.9/5.0) (10 votes)
Wow now that is one bad magic card. Guys i found we can burn for the fire.
switchblade44
★★★☆☆ (3.7/5.0) (12 votes)
First and last spell I ever cast. Because I immediately won Magic and life forever.
Pontiac
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (5 votes)
Play with Hatred to make all losers understand....

"Strom Crow hates you!"
aPimpNamedEmrakul
★★☆☆☆ (2.9/5.0) (7 votes)
Dies to Sorrow's Path.
Axelle
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.8/5.0) (16 votes)
Storm Crow has a sword next its power. Baneslayer Angel doesn't!
Baneslayer Angel is a 5/5 first striker, Storm Crow isn't.
Sol Ring can't attack; Storm Crow can.
Storm Crow doesn't die to Krosan Grip like Black Lotus and the Mox.

Those cards can generate fast mana, Storm Crow can't.
Storm Crow has flying, Tarmygoyf doesn't!
Tarmogoyf gets big fast, Storm Crow stays a *** 1/2.
Storm is OBVIOUSLY the best card in all of Magic. The proof is all there!!
You are deluded or participating in a stupid joke. The proof is all there.

Bring it on, 0.5 raters!
JFM2796
★★☆☆☆ (2.6/5.0) (6 votes)
How cute. Axelle and Ace have no idea just how broken this guy really is. I was at that point once myself, back when I thought Morphling was the best creature ever. We were all there once don't be ashamed.
Paolino
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (10 votes)
Turn 1
- Island -> Blue
- Black Lotus -> BlueBlueBlueBlue -> TWO STORM CROWS
What combo better than this one???
dingophone
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (8 votes)
Time Walk dies to Negate. Storm Crow doesn't.
TPmanW
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (6 votes)
Can you beleive that they actually put this in an intro set? Back in the day Wizards sure did some crazy things. If they reprinted storm crow today you could be sure it would be a mythic and cost upwards of $10.
AvatarofBro
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (3 votes)
@Axelle
You must be new here...
Salient
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)
Don't Fling it at an opponent. Then they'll have a Storm Crow.
Jannissary
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (2 votes)
I understand this is sort of a magic meme, but I wonder how many people know why...
AnimeGeek441
★☆☆☆☆ (1.7/5.0) (3 votes)
It is a freaking 1/2 with flying! Ok, maybe it has a bit of a large ass, but that's no real reason to give it this much credit! You play a storm crow, I play a shock.
Continue
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
They put this in a starter set? What were they thinking, unleashing such a creature on beginners?
spartan7023
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
opponent: swing with blight steel colossus i win

me: turn to frog your blight steel, block with storm crow.

really happened
tankthebest
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
@AnimeGeek441

Foolish mortal! Storm Crow laughs at your puny Shock since he is clearly unfazed by the Lightning Bolt hitting him in his art. He then destroys the entire world and pecks you for the win.
strider24seven
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Friends, we must forgive Axelle for his ignorance, for he does not understand the glory that is Storm Crow. But he will learn, or he will perish in the crowstorm that is to come.

Ace8792 is clearly one of the Chimney Imp heretics.

Also I petitioned to have the last 4 digits of my SSN changed to 4276 to match the multiverse ID of this card. Still awaiting approval.

5/5 for all versions of Storm Crow.
Sweater
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Artist: Hmmm...storm crow.....a storm......and a CROW! I'm a GENIUS!
Swag_Crow
★★☆☆☆ (2.1/5.0) (6 votes)
Swag_Crow declaring, swag overbearing. Swag_Crow autocarding, swag just starting.

-Swag_Crow
CapmCrunch
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
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