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Tarpan

Multiverse ID: 4013

Tarpan

Comments (14)

A3Kitsune
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (3 votes)
Now a horse.
Leshrac_Nightwalker
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (7 votes)
@A3Kitsune: Yes, providing your quirky player with more fuel for the humiliating-to-lose-to Horse deck!

A sub-par card, but I might be biased, since a bad one kicked me in the head.
feeble2002
★☆☆☆☆ (1.5/5.0) (5 votes)
Very poor card. Poor art and creature type. Why did WoC print this? 1/5
Enemy_Tricolor
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (10 votes)
I like to think of the lifegain as a planeswalker cutting the tarpan open and sheltering inside it for warmth.
ClockworkSwordfish
★★★☆☆ (3.8/5.0) (4 votes)
A 1/1 for one is never a bad deal unless it actively kills you.
Gabriel422
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
zerosavant
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
But it got a TILE SIDEWALK!
FiveEight
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (6 votes)
Sun Quan, Lord of Wu

YO DAWG I HEARD YOU LIKE HORSES
JNSiQwa0
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
The most sadly hilarious thing about this card is that the flavor is so completely wrong.

The only things that actually distinguish a tarpan as a tarpan are the fact that it was gray with a black mane and tail and that it was never domesticated.

So, the art is entirely incorrect and the flavor text is way off-base too. It's kind of surprising because I would think that whoever had enough niche equestrian knowledge to even come up with the idea of a tarpan card would also have known that a tarpan is just a horse species which was never domesticated.

I guess the mechanic represents you eating it?
BongRipper420
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Not a bad 1 drop. Makes a decent chump blocker, and I'm sure if someone really tried, it's ability could be easily abused in one way or another.
Kryptnyt
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
Whenever there are bad horse cards to be illustrated, Margaret Organ-Kean will be there...
Lord_of_Gelectrodes
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
What's with the General Jarkeld guy and horses?
CatParty
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Gain 1 life, sure, but does it bone?