Pointed Discussion

This is what it looks like when someone rides a horse and also has to pop a squat real badly.

Mono-Blue devotion with Nykthos, Shrine to Nyx, Tolaria West and Bident of Thassa.

There's something about seeing the word "Horsemanship" on a modern frame card...

Blue sword.

I kinda wanted to see this get reprinted without the reminder text. Just so it would confuse a vast population of Magic players.

(The Scene: DJ Cao-Cao drops a sick beat, while Liu Bei leads Sailor Tourists Guan Yu and Shang Fei in a backup routine and Sun Quan takes the helm of a cruise ship for a 3-hour tour. Enter Lu Xun, dressed in mad bling.)


Lu Xun: Aww shit
Get your towels ready it's about to go down (Sun Qun, yeah)
Everybody in the place shuffle your fuckin decks! (shorty, yeah)
But stay on your motherfuckin toes
We riding this Dilu Horse, let's go!


I'm on a HORSE (I'm on a horse) B|
I'm on a HORSE (I'm on a horse)
Everybody look at me cause I'm RIDING on a HORSE (riding on a horse)
I'm on a HORSE (I'm on a boat)
I'm on a HORSE
Take a good hard look at the motherfuckin HORSE B| (horse, yeah)


I'm on a Horse *** take a look at me!
Straight flowin on a HORSE on the underground sea
Bustin five knots, wind whippin out my Coat of arms!
You can't stop me *** cause I'm on a HORSE!

Hey ma, if you could see me now (see me now)
Arms spread wide at the North Star (Falling Star)
Gonna fly this Horse to the Moon somehow (moon somehow)
Like Kevin Garnett, anything is possible


Yeah, never thought I'd be on a Horse
It's a big blue watery road (yeah)
Thassa~!! Look at me, oh (all hands on deck)
Never thought I'd see the day
When a big Horse comin my way
Believe me when I say, I fucked a mermaid

(Here's the hippocampus to prove it!)





Whoahhh
Sha-sha-shorty, shorty
Yeah yeah yeahhh

@DarthParralax: EPIC WIN

Look at him, thinking he's some awesome tactical genius, when really he's just a Thieving Magpie!