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Zebra Unicorn

Multiverse ID: 3561

Zebra Unicorn

Comments (26)

sweetestsadist
★★★★☆ (4.4/5.0) (11 votes)
I just love the flavor. A zebra and a unicorn? Welcome to wacky town.
Mode
★★★★☆ (4.9/5.0) (7 votes)
Lifelink-like abilities were treated with much more caution back then than these days.
Etregan
★★☆☆☆ (2.4/5.0) (11 votes)
Hit this with Shivan Meteor
JWolps
★★★★☆ (4.1/5.0) (11 votes)
COOLEST THING EVAR. THIS NEEDS TO BE MY STEED. IF IT WERE, I WOULD RIDE INTO BATTLE FOR GREAT GLORY AND JUSTICE.
Musume
★★★★☆ (4.3/5.0) (13 votes)
"The first version of this card was 'Savannah Unicorn,' a 2/3 for 1WG with the 'Spirit Link' ability. Playtesting proved that to be quite strong, and it was adjusted to a 2/2 for 2WG." Since then, they've printed a 2/3 with flying, deathtouch, AND lifelink at uncommon. Power creep FTW.
Androx
★★★☆☆ (3.0/5.0) (1 vote)
whats rarer than a normal unicorn?
Hoonster
★★★★☆ (4.7/5.0) (6 votes)
Wait . . Zebra Unicorn?
It deserves 5/5.
Tigt
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (9 votes)
Wait, the Goat-Llama is making fun of the Zebra-Unicorn?
PtolemisPlaneswalker
★★★☆☆ (3.6/5.0) (10 votes)
If Zecora and Twilight Sparkle had a baby...
RichardJesperson
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (7 votes)
A staple in Zebra decks.
MisterAction
★★★★☆ (4.5/5.0) (4 votes)
I have one of these; it's the pride and joy of my Unicorn Deck.

My Unicorn Deck has a perfect loss record, in case you're wondering.
Arachnos
★★☆☆☆ (2.8/5.0) (5 votes)
@Ptolemis: I don't even want to think about how that would be possible. Let's just say it was magic.
Goatllama
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (3 votes)
DERP DERP DERP IMMA ZEBRA UNICORN HURRRRRRR

@Tigt
Touché.
adasdad
★★★☆☆ (3.2/5.0) (5 votes)
@PtolemisPlaneswalker besides, you know, how they're both mares.
Fru17Spr34d
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (5 votes)
Anyone else notice that Master Decoy is riding one of these?
Fanaticmogg
★★★★☆ (4.0/5.0) (2 votes)
The only Lifelink hard to predate this is El-Hajjâj... I think. This guy manages to be a bit better, due to being big enough to make a difference on the field. Also note that Lifelink fits on both white and black cards, and for flavor, it should be green as well. It's not often that you see early cards that mamage to be spot-on, color-wise, when having rare effects.
NeoKoda
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (1 vote)
Makes sense that there'd be a Zebra in Mirage. The horn....less so.

And about the Nighthawk, that's not power creep so much as making creatures be less terrible, while weakening most non-creatures.
tcollins
★★★★☆ (4.8/5.0) (3 votes)
@Fru17Spr34d: Of course Master Decoy would ride a Zebra Unicorn (in the Battle Royale artwork), if I was trying to draw attention to myself I'd think having my targets yell "Hey is that man riding a ZEBRA UNICORN?!??!...

GET 'IM!!"
Buderus
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
@ Mr. Action: haha, gayest deck ever XD just looked up all the unicorns, POWERHOUSES!!
atemu1234
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
Aaannnnddd... why is this not errata-d to lifelink?
Zetan
★★★★☆ (4.2/5.0) (6 votes)
@atemu1234: They try not to change the way a card works when creating oracle text. If they changed this card's ability to Lifelink, you could not use it with cards like Lifelink (the card) and Mark of the Vampire and double the effect.

Basically, giving this card Lifelink would cause it to become (very slightly) worse, because it would no longer stack with Lifelink granted from another source.

Also, can't wait to see this in M14: http://www.wizards.com/Magic/Magazine/Article.aspx?x=mtg/daily/mm/204
Kurraga
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
5/5 for being a ZEBRA FREAKING UNICORN.
bewarellamas
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.0/5.0)
I think the thing that bothers me the most is that they changed the original "Love Song of Night and Day" text to fit this card. It was originally flying instead of gentle in the poem. Seriously, how much better would a zebra unicorn be if it flew?
Reishyn
★★★★★ (5.0/5.0) (2 votes)
A zebra unicorn you say!
Preposterous! There is no way!
Not even in the Everfree,
Such a creature will you see,
For zebra bear stripes instead of horns,
It's just the way that be are born,
Against nature such a thing would be a crime,
Next you'll be telling me it doesn't even speak in rhyme!
SAUS3
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
lmao
Nasa1225
☆☆☆☆☆ (0.5/5.0) (1 vote)
Hey guys.

Guys.

... I have an idea.

What if we took a zebra.

Guys - What if we took a zebra, and made it into a unicorn?

A zebra unicorn. And get this-

Guys, get this: It'll heal you too.