Let's propose neat abilities for the vanilla creatures that get printed in each new core set. Who knows, a bored Wizards developer may happen upon one...
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Bludgeon (When Bonebreaker Giant does damage to a player, you may pay . If you do, Bonebreaker Giant does damage equal to its power to target creature.)
Kryptnyt
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Bonebreaker needs an extra head! That would give him trample, a cool blocking ability, and an increase in rarity.
Ideatog
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He's from Skullcrusher Mountain.
Dragonmaster3.0
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One thing's for sure--his fists are harder than my skull. My Flame Slash is harder than his skull.
Radagast
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A mid-size red creature for 5 that isn't rare or terrible?! Amazing!
Yeah, it's boring, but red has seen so much worse that this thing actually looks decent in comparison. Wish it had trample... Oh, well.
thewalkingdead
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why do giants always have such cool art but most of them totally blow...
I was just putting pieces together for a Giant tribal EDH, and just noticed this guy was only printed in M12. Lol, whut? Seriously? But he looks so much like a Shadowmoor Giant, ***ed and covered in old mountainous growths.... Sigh, whatevs.
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You guys all get that, right?
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Bludgeon
Yeah, it's boring, but red has seen so much worse that this thing actually looks decent in comparison. Wish it had trample... Oh, well.
TROLLFACE GIANT